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based is when you sacrifice your life for the Russian oligarchs
Sorry, we have different definitions of based. Ukraine and NATO bad doesn't imply Russia good. The war in Ukraine is an imperialist war fought between the capitalist elites of one country vs the capitalist elites of its antagonistic block. You'd be a fool not to dodge the draft.
"Imperialism is when you invade a country next to you."
where did lenin say that territorial expansion is not imperialism if it's with bordering countries?
Imperialism is a higher stage of capitalism in which the means of production of the country have concentrated into the hands of a few, there's no longer competition in the main private sectors of the economy, and the economy has financialized. Capitalists don't live off the profits of the companies anymore, they live off stock trading and investment funds. The high rate of development of local industry leads capitalist firms to exporting their capital to other countries to expand the markets and the production and to abuse the cheap resources and labor elsewhere. Please explain me how this situation doesn't describe Russia or most NATO countries.
Imperialist war is when a war is fought between countries in the stage of imperialism for imperialist reasons.
Are we going to pretend that imperialism only exists in this specific and convenient definition that you make and did not exist before industrialization and the financialization of economies, or that the Russian entry into this war was for "imperialist" reasons or that Russia is exploiting its new territories (which have always had indigenous Russians as the main population base) in the model (of "expanding markets and abusing cheap resources/labor") you describe, rather than painstakingly taking effort to integrate and develop the regions that Ukraine and the collective west has been shelling for a decade?
There is a clear difference between the imperialist warmongering of the western nations, and this war of defense by Russia, capitalist as it may be- a war to defend their country from being further encircled, threatened, and carved up, and to protect the legitimate human rights of the indigenous Russo-Ukranians. The entire majority of the world can see it, but somehow you- by the looks of your recent comment history, a Spaniard (white west European, whose imperialist heyday it should be noted fell outside of the definitions of imperialism as you describe it) conveniently do not. I'd recommend taking a look at your own biases, because you're clearly Euro-brained and it's not a good look.
They literally sent me Lenin, I'm abiding to Lenin's definition of imperialism on "Imperialism: higher stage of capitalism".
Forgive me for not believing Putin's intent here is humanitarian development of western-liberalism-affected regions with Russian majority.
Yeah, NATO is objectively worse, there's no arguing that
All of that is true. The former Warsaw pact has seen color revolution after color revolution (what a coincidence that similar protests like the Occupy Movement in the US or the 15M in Spain don't produce any results). That doesn't invalidate anything of what I'm saying, it's still warmongering between advanced capitalist states for geopolitical control. Forgive me for not praising Steven fucking Seagal for wanting to give his life for the well-being of Russian oligarchic companies.
Famous defender of human rights capitalist Russia, not at all constantly passing laws against minorities (whether women, queer, or national minorities like central-asians), and on a downwards spiral towards fascism (sadly like the rest of Europe).
Your last paragraph is a tirade calling me basically an eurolib and linking me to the Spanish empire (like, seriously, wtf) for not wanting to defend the modern Russian capitalist regime. Believe it or not, there are people on the left who don't critically support Russia for being 90% Hitler defending itself from the 99% Hitler that NATO is.
I saw Russian bombs fall from the window of my own house
I hope to God that they win so that the collective West gets socked in the face,I couldn't give less of a fuck about if they're imperialist or not
Maybe NATO exists in the background to you people in the heart of the empire,but all we have over here, on the absolute frontier of it, it's warnings that stray drones might fall on us, jets whizzing overhead and the quiet nighttime concert of booms and the brief flashes of explosions that the poor people that just happen to live on the other side of a river have to live with because of the games played by people an ocean away
Russia winning will finally put an end to this atrocity,and I couldn't care less if they're not the USSR
The more this circus goes on,the more people die and the possibility of it coming from the distance to my own house directly increases
Fuck the architects of this atrocity and fuck the puppets that rule our nations who treat us people on the border like acceptable losses
Proof attached
I took this photo one year ago,when the first drone attacks began,with my own phone,from my balcony
(PS:I cropped it so that it shouldn't count for self dox, please tell me if that is enough or I should delete it)
If you don't wanna risk doxxing, I'd delete. You don't need to prove anything, this is a safe space and I believe you
In all honesty I just wanted to post the photo
Not everyday you get a shot like this,even if it was really scary when it happened
Didn't know we had Ukrainian comrades here. Sorry for what my country has imposed on your people. Hope this war and the terror it brings comes to an end soon. Stay safe comrade o7
I'm Romanian,but thanks,lol
Whoops, explains the username lol my b
I agree that the most realistic scenario ending the war soon is the victory of Russia, and so for the sake of all the people on both sides who suffer from the war it's what I desire right now. A peace negotiation mediated by China would also be desirable but sadly it doesn't seem like Kiev is willing to do that.
Alright,but why not offer critical support to Russia then? As much as I should hate them,I find myself hating the nations that caused this instead. I don't like Putin,I don't like the Russian Orthodox church,I don't like the Russian Federation as it currently is,but they would be a great improvement over literal Nazi rule by Ukraine.
If I had to pick over reactionary capitalism that is somewhat opposed to Western capitalism and literal Nazi battalion backed NATO puppet regimes,I will always pick the first option, regardless of how much I disagree with them.
Offering critical support is one thing, saying that "volunteering to the Russian army is based" is quite a bit beyond that imo
I wasn't exactly addressing that, because I don't really have a position on it
If someone wants to throw their life away in this conflict,at least it would be for the less bad side
My concern was mostly with how you said that Russia is 90% Hitler to NATO's 99%
Using this abstract measurement,I would say that that is the case only internally
On foreign policy they're not even comparable to the evil that NATO unleashes on a daily basis
Eastern Europe has a history with Russian Imperialism, and many wounds still remain open from the time of Tzarist Russia,that couldn't be mended by the Warsaw Pact, and being pro Russia will never be a popular opinion here,but personally,I can say that even if Russia would want to create a new sphere of influence around the area,it would be a more palatable alternative to NATO
I'm not a Z poster by any stretch of the word,but I can see the writing on the wall
Either we remain under the US yoke and we march to our doom,or we trade it for a Russian one and maybe maintain some level of agency. This is how it's always been in this part of the world,see sawing between empires,and with one waxing,it would be a smarter thing to start gravitating towards the closer one that isn't exactly all that powerful but represents the only conceivable opposition in the area
Volunteering to support a nation resisting imperialism, and fighting to defend a nation from literal Nazis (not neo-Nazis even, OG Nazis) being armed and used by the greater worldwide imperialist system of NATO and the collective west so as to further their hegemony is "not based?"
Literally as based as you could possibly get from Steven Segal
because NATO won't let them! They've even said it!
Going by this logic, Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq and many many other Global South countries all deserve to be victims of imperialism because they are all capitalist countries and not nearly as progressive as the Western countries who have had several decades of prosperity and allowed to develop in peace without being threatened by foreign powers.
Or is it that only countries that cannot fight back against the empire “deserve” critical support because they are no threat to the imperial core itself?
If you really want to know how fucked Russia was by imperialism, look no further than the Shock Therapy in the 1990s. The economic and societal devastation isn’t something that you can recover in a short few decades. You cannot name a single country that has ever recovered from neoliberal shock doctrine over the past 50 years. Millions of excess death in Russia ever since the 1990s, leading to a steady pace of population decline that it has no hope of recovering. No wonder Russia is extremely concerned about being surrounded by a NATO-backed Ukraine and NATO itself that is infested by descendants of the Nazis after the war.
The Ukraine war really is a litmus test for Western leftists. The stark contrast between how socialists and communists in Western countries perceive the Russia-Ukraine war versus the rest of the Global South really paints a striking picture of how many Western left either has no understanding of Lenin’s imperialism, or choose to interpret in their own ways that conveniently suits the neo-colonial agenda of Western imperialism extracting surplus values from the Global South.
Heartwarming: once /c/news badposter now fully understands the core of international geopolitics
Hexbear has many good teachers I guess
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And Russia is in this war to "expand its markets and abuse cheap resources/labor" how? Funnily enough, NATO is the one doing that to Ukraine as we speak, and before their sanctions, this is what Europe and the west at large was doing to Russia.
"Forgive me for not believing (insert non-western state/leader resisting western aggression here)'s intent is humanitarian development or any such high ideals, they're no saint." That's not the point, I think the sensible analysis would show Putin (being a lib and still having wished to be a comprador then) didn't want this war in the first place. All that said, what I described is what they are engaging in, and you can theorize about the intent (which is surely not just "charity") but the material reality can't be denied.
Yes, Russia has its issues with these things (most places do, though Russia is going in the wrong direction with much of it to say the least). Good for you for understanding that. And so surely because Russia is so evil, they also love it when their ethnic kin are getting bombed and pogromed, when their language and religion are suppressed by Ukrainian ethno-nationalists who are being used by the west as a dagger at the belly of Russia.
If you feel called out by it, then maybe you should be lol. My point was less to link you to the empire (though it surely is interesting, that you Euros and the white west in general seem so eager to offload your imperial guilt onto others through whataboutism) than it was to call you a Eurolib, though- which yes, I do think you are.
Russia has many, many issues (as all states do), and it is an explicitly capitalist, by-and-large reactionary state. But anyone shitting on it (even if they can recognize NATO is objectively worse) by painting it as "imperialist" and comparing it as akin to the west ("90% vs 99% Hitler") is failing to understand its role, both in the current Ukranian conflict and in the broader world economy, which is decidedly not imperialist, and in fact (though they would no doubt much rather have been welcomed into the imperialist fold- Putin himself did try to join NATO after all) anti-imperialist by necessity of survival.
And yes, I think it's a particularly lib thing to want to stand against, or wash your hands of the matter by calling it a "inter-imperialist conflict," as such. If you're only looking to support saints and paragons of virtue (not that Russia is anywhere close to that) you'll find yourself with a very small pool of support or solidarity, though I suppose your Euro conscience will feel better and self-righteous for it. You yourself can recognize that Russia's struggle is if anything, anti-imperialist- it is literally in defense of its nation, as well as (coincidentally or otherwise- more coincidentally than not) the rights of the ethnic Russo-Ukranians, etc from western imperialism. But if you want to sit on the sidelines and "both sides" it, continue being a Eurolib by all means.
It's not currently doing so because it doesn't have the power to do so. The economic and political system that Russia defends is fundamentally identical to that of the NATO block, and it would lead to the same imperialism in other countries if Russia had the upper hand in geopolitics. The same can't be said of, for example, China, or the former USSR. I will support those two countries in their struggles against US imperialism, I won't defend Russia because the result if it wins will be the same but on the other side of the Pacific Ocean.
Obviously. The point is that Russia is forced to it both by the NATO block, and by the economic system it espouses. It's the same as a bigger, more powerful company, forcing a smaller competing company into harsh competition. The smaller one clearly loses from it, but it's the dynamic of the system and that doesn't make me want to defend the smaller one or to give any resources to it.
The only way I can understand defense of the Russian government as it is now, is to claim that a multipolar imperialist world is better than a unipolar imperialist world with the NATO block leading. If that's your point, I partially agree, but from there to saying "actually becoming a soldier in Russia is based", there's a huge jump. Btw, I suppose that the talks for negotiation of peace that China is proposing are equally eurolib as I am?
Yes, that's sadly been the tendency of the state of affairs since the fall of the USSR. I wish there were plenty more communist countries in the world right now. What's your point, that the lack of communist allies means I need to lend my support to 90% Hitler?
Crazy that you looked for my nationality on other comments on my post history just to have a leg to stand on to call me a "eurolib" or to doubt my feelings towards the Spanish Empire tbh. If I were American you'd be calling me a US imperialist, because at the end of the day you're not looking for a discussion in the safe space that Hexbear is supposed to be, you're just looking to score some extra points being a debatelord.
And yet it doesn't, and it is actively working against the destruction of the present world imperialist order of the west because it has recognized its common cause- with AES nations, but also with an overwhelming number of capitalist nations of all stripes across the global south (with which it is among the leading actors in creating a system of multipolarity and win-win cooperation whereby the highest form of capital, imperialism, will be truly and utterly defunct). Funny isn't that- is it really so "fundamentally identical," or is that just easier to believe rather than realizing that imperialism is a devil in and of itself in its own right (evolved from and the highest form of capital, but also clinging on to and threatening the world as the system of capital it built around itself crumbles and abandons it)?
China and the other AES states (and the overwhelming majority of the global south, or even the non-white western world) aren't going around playing the "both sides" card, they understand exactly what this is and what the necessary stance is. That they are trying to present options for peace doesn't change that.
Among many things, my point is that your false equation is disgusting and hideous, to the extent that I can only assume it fills a certain need within the white western psyche to be able to project all their nations' collective crimes of imperialism on others. Putin is a shitlib, but he isn't 90% Hitler or even 25-50% comparable to Klanmala, Genocide Joe, Genocide Drumpf, or the leaders of any western regime- he is actively working against the imperialist world order (out of self-preservation) and actively working in cooperation with the rest of humanity specifically to break free from the global western system of debt enslavement, resource theft, and worldwide destabilization and forever wars. And to describe the resistance of a nation from imperialism (as you can recognize, to your credit) as the resistance of "90% Hitler from 99% Hitler" is hideous and characteristically European and liberal (Eurolib). Was the conflict between the Aztecs and the conquistadors a fight between "90% Hitler and 99% Hitler?" What about the resistance of Ethiopia, of Qing China, of Nasser's Egypt or of the ROC (and the united second front) against the Japanese? Are Hamas, Iran, or the other factions of the resistance "90% Hitler up against the 99% Hitler" of the NATO-Zionist imperialist world order?
It is your moral imperative to go and sacrifice yourself for the Azov batallion if that's what you genuinely believe.
Rofl, communists who don't give critical support to modern Russia are Nazis, gotcha mate. And a Spanish empire enjoyer too, according to the comment I replied to. Fucking delirious, I tells ya
"Neither Moscow nor Kiev" is not a coherent position in a conflict, and as long as you are paying your spanish taxes, is functionally equivalent to Adam Something paying to have his channel shouted out on a 155mm shell meant for donbass children.
We don't accept "neither washington nor beijing" here; so I'm having a really hard time understanding how "neither moscow nor kiev" got as much traction as it did here tbh
Lack of a party line and the occasional bout of liberal brainworms are to be expected given that this is a english language leftist shitposting site and not a serious org.
Fair point to raise, it's just a particularly irksome contradiction to me. Like, that's one of those that consistency feels like it should be really easy to manage considering those two concepts, even regarding a gaggle of shitposters.
Inside you there are two wolves.
One wants a larger community to shitpost in.
One is really fucking annoyed by he/hims badposting.
You are on hexbear.
mood. It's always the he/hims isn't it (not that I haven't run into plenty of non-masc people with the same brainworms)
How on Earth are you comparing the Beijing government and economic system to the Moscow one? They have nothing in common other than being geopolitical enemies of the USA.
How on Earth are you comparing the Moscow government and economic system to the USA/NATO one? They have nothing in common other than their internal economic structure.
It's the principle of the thing, not a memberwise comparison; but I get the sense that you're going to deliberately look past that point to keep arguing, so I'm disengaging from this. I genuinely don't have the patience to argue this with you when you're picking bits and pieces out of my point to cobble your own interpretation of what I said.
I'm tryna not crash out today, dammit.
"You claim to be a communist yet you participate in the system you've been forced to live in. I am very smart"
Being primarily anti-nato, especially towards the general public, is compatible with criticism of the contemporary russian government.
I take it for granted you actively donate money to the Russian military for them to free the Russo-Ukrainians in Donbas, or that you're volunteering for the chance of warring in Ukraine, since support to Russia's military operation is the morally correct stance and so much as paying taxes in the west is equivalent with supporting Azov?
going down on federal "sponsor of terrorism" charges so one unit can get an extra magazine is indeed an efficient use of energy.
Again, if your whole point is that I'm a nazi for saying that dodging the draft is good (on either side btw), you're very free to put your money where your mouth is and to go to Russia and join the armed forces
Disengage
It's an inter-capitalist war, sure, but it's not an imperialist war- at least, Russia is not the imperialist faction. But whatever I could say you've already seen already. We definitely have different versions of based to say the least