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Trump expected to work the fry cooker at McDonald's (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago by Weedian@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I need all elections from now on to be decided by a fry cook-off like SpongeBob vs King Neptune

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[-] jack@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

The McDonald's manager is absolutely not gonna let him leave the shift early. He has quarterly numbers to hit.

[-] i_c_b_m@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 4 months ago

Uhh, hey, Donnie? We're going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

"My name is Dona-"
"Cool, see you on Saturday then, Donnie"

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