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[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 months ago

Oddly Specific Kamala Harris Policy Generator.

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 months ago

Just got two instant classics:

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a school prayer program for senior citizens who open a coal mine that operates for 7 months in the Blockchain.

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a gay adoption program for Keto dieters who open a wing joint that operates for 5 years in the airport lounge.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for single fathers who open a Gold's Gym that operates for 11 months in their backyard.

This could actually win her some middle class votes.