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[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Man who uses dead rat as alarm clock

With how dirty his room is, I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

Completely sincere. There was a decomposing rat corpse in his bedroom. Rather than remove it, he noticed that when the sun hit it the smell would get worse. That let him know it was morning. Behold the master race.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

it's moments like this that make me realize maybe I'm not such a big fuckup after all

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's this point where it becomes impressive because his life is like a rube goldberg machine for not washing his penis. My favourite cooking channel is like that, so disgusting that it becomes perplexing that it becomes educational that it becomes inspirational.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

My favourite cooking channel is like that, so disgusting that it becomes perplexing that it becomes educational that it becomes inspirational.

Are you talking about about ordinary sausage or that British lady who just can't help but make everything terrible?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Man who washes pan with CLR and shampoo in his bathtub, cooks a Christmas turkey cake with tuna because tuna is turkey with water instead of air, attempts to eat it, and vomits on the floor.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

See he turns the tuna into turkey using a hairdryer on his stove. That adds the air back.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Is this like Listerine chicken, but unironically?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Completely unironic.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Dude has scurvy because he refuses to ever eat any fruit. His entire life he had only eaten like 2 kinds of fruit. It's extremely sad to be honest, and indicates mental health issues. Combined with his mom being a hoarder, and him seemingly inheriting that, I feel bad mocking him for this. I just think he should focus on getting his shit together with his millions of dollars instead of rolling around in his filth for the hooting of millions of chuds.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Nah it's legit. When I first heard of it I didn't believe it. I was likev

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Apparently doesn't brush his teeth either

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

think-about-it don't need to brush your teeth if you can just wake up and wipe all the blood onto the wall. 2 minutes vs 5 seconds.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

this is legitimately something he would say if questioned about it

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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