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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago

Man who uses dead rat as alarm clock has opinions on sex and normativity: news at 10

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Man who uses dead rat as alarm clock

With how dirty his room is, I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 52 points 8 months ago

Completely sincere. There was a decomposing rat corpse in his bedroom. Rather than remove it, he noticed that when the sun hit it the smell would get worse. That let him know it was morning. Behold the master race.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago

it's moments like this that make me realize maybe I'm not such a big fuckup after all

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There's this point where it becomes impressive because his life is like a rube goldberg machine for not washing his penis. My favourite cooking channel is like that, so disgusting that it becomes perplexing that it becomes educational that it becomes inspirational.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

My favourite cooking channel is like that, so disgusting that it becomes perplexing that it becomes educational that it becomes inspirational.

Are you talking about about ordinary sausage or that British lady who just can't help but make everything terrible?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Man who washes pan with CLR and shampoo in his bathtub, cooks a Christmas turkey cake with tuna because tuna is turkey with water instead of air, attempts to eat it, and vomits on the floor.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

See he turns the tuna into turkey using a hairdryer on his stove. That adds the air back.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Is this like Listerine chicken, but unironically?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Completely unironic.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Dude has scurvy because he refuses to ever eat any fruit. His entire life he had only eaten like 2 kinds of fruit. It's extremely sad to be honest, and indicates mental health issues. Combined with his mom being a hoarder, and him seemingly inheriting that, I feel bad mocking him for this. I just think he should focus on getting his shit together with his millions of dollars instead of rolling around in his filth for the hooting of millions of chuds.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

Nah it's legit. When I first heard of it I didn't believe it. I was likev

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Apparently doesn't brush his teeth either

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

think-about-it don't need to brush your teeth if you can just wake up and wipe all the blood onto the wall. 2 minutes vs 5 seconds.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

this is legitimately something he would say if questioned about it

[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Didnt he kill his mom by letting her burn to death while on stream?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

You can't just leave a raid group. That inconveniences 24 people just to save your mom and you don't even know how long she'll be on fire. Your stats will look terrible if it doesn't outright cost you DKP.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

brb moms on fire

[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

What the fuck.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

I haven't heard this, I believe she died at a hospital to complications related to COPD. She was a hoarder all her life and was breathing in fucked up molds and fumes I'm sure. Asmon quit college to stream and "watch after his mom" and their house was still a rat infested disease pit when she died, he had the money at the time to hire some people to clean the house up or get a nicer place but he didn't. She died from living in squalor, which is extremely sad. It's also sad that Asmon seems to also be a hoarder who lives in these conditions as well, even though he isn't poor like his mom was he just chooses to do so.

He should have gotten his mom to better living conditions. It was his responsibility and he had the money to do it, and she was suffering from medical issues and needed his help and he was negligent in his care. I don't know anything about her burning to death though

[-] Inui@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

I think he was napping at the time, but she was a longtime smoker who insisted on Asmongold getting her cigarettes, even though she was on oxygen. That combination led to an accident that sent her to the hospital and she died later. I don't like the guy at all, but I feel bad for him in that specific circumstance, because you're stuck either being an enabler or exerting your will over someone you're supposed to be supporting who is otherwise still capable of independent decisions.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

She also had respiratory issues from living in a moldy hoarders house her whole life but that's hardly Asmon's fault. If you have any family who are like this you know how hard it is to get them to change. He could pay for a clean new house and she would make it into a hoarder house within a couple months, and if you hire people to clean then they get pissed. They hate their stuff being taken away and psychologically cannot part with anything. He still should have done it though and had the hard conversations with her, instead of just letting her wallow in filth and wallowing with her when he had money to fix it.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

The fact this guy is probably a millionaire puts the lie to the idea we live in a meritocracy once and for all. He’s a video game/reaction streamer (already barely a job) who is bad at video games and whose reaction videos consist of just watching minute after minute of other people’s content without even interjecting. He is a literal no value person.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

If I hit 30 and I'm still unemployable, I'm just probably going to become a right-wing grifter.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

Isn’treal: systematically demolishes almost every building in Gaza in an attempt to render it uninhabitable

Galaxy brain liberals: “If you were gay and lived in Gaza, Hamas would really ruin your quality of life!”

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

Hamas would murder you for being gay npc

But you reactionaries want to murder gays too fain-wut

npc-upset

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Exactly. I'm bi, who DOESN'T hate us? Hamas can just join the club. Call me a Duginist, but I'll begrudgingly support my lesser ops over my greater op.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

“And imperialism is the greatest of ops”

-Mao ZeLenin

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

“I just imagined you getting hate crimed by brown people smuglord

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

frothingfash: "YOU UNTERSMENCH! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO EXTERMINATE ZE JOOZ AND ZE GAYS!"

Yeah, real sweet of you, Hitler. What are you, my older brother? "Never bully my little brother, that's MY job!" ahh mf.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 8 months ago

in shambles

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

This plaguebearer needs 2-door interlock decontamination system to keep that funk contained but somehow has people taking his opinions as facts. i-cant

[-] Afterthought_C@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago

r/gamingcirclejerk is getting attacked by zionists and islamophobes over this

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

I always ask them if they think it's okay to kill bigots when they talk about Palestine. If they say yes I ask why they haven't started in our own country

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

he'll change his tune when sweet baby inc starts consulting for hamas

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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