"I could be right now in the most beautiful ocean, on the sand, exposing my really beautiful body — so beautiful — to the sun and the surf. Skin cancer, right? To the sun and the surf all over the... (hexbear.net)

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“You know, despite I could be right now in the most beautiful ocean, on the sand, exposing my really beautiful body — so beautiful — to the sun and the surf. Skin cancer, right? To the sun and the surf all over the world. Or I could be in Detroit with you, and I’d rather be in Detroit with you, okay?”

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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

Picturing Trump having a weenie roast w Snooki on the Jersey shore rn.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Lotsa people don't know this but Snooki is a teeny-tiny teeny-tiny girl. With a nice... Can I say ass? I'm gonna say ass. Some people might not want me to say ass but I'm gonna say ass. Nice ass.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

excuse me mx. officer volcel police this post right here

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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