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FWIW, even if it only caused a four hour long erection, that is not what your partner is going to want.
Trust me on this.
After an hour--usually less than half an hour, IME--it's not going to matter how much lube you have, they're going to be hurting. You'll be frustrated, they'll be frustrated and in pain, and no one is going to be happy. Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven't dated one yet.
I have. She loved going for marathon sex sessions.
Just not with me.
In a move I'm going to regret forever, I'll admit to the internet that I love being cuddle-fucked for literally as long as I can get it. (There's a catch- has to be my boyfriend.)
More than an hour and about 15 minutes and we'll probably need some lube, though.
After more than half an hour I just get bored.