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So my ass just got shot at (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 85 points 3 weeks ago

My gay son who I'm putting my safety in so I can maybe catch 30 mins of sleep after severe trauma

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 3 weeks ago

He looks like a good boy

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

He's ESA and seizure trained! During covid lock downs I decided to train him to an extreme point and he took to it like a magnet. My favorite command I can give him is show me the drugs which when said he'll give both of his front paws and sit up straight until you say ",the feds are gone"

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

You trained your dog to have a seizure? jesse-wtf

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

I have pnes (I will never call it penis) which is psychogenic seizures. And since getting clean off fent and booze I only have em like twice a month. Basil is trained to respond to early seizure symptoms and warn me ahead of one occuring

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, sorry to hear that; your dog sounds awesome, as does the training.

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

My wife has thise! Did you train him yourself? Was it difficult? What breed? Is that relevant? How much do you think it cost (ballpark)?

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I trained him myself! Along with my ex spouse. It def is extremely difficult but since dogs can learn anything just starting to train them when showing seizure symptoms is easy! They can easily notice early symptoms like muscle twitching, it causes a ton of false positives since psychogenic seizures are different from normal seizures and present different each time, but my ex spouse trained dogs for a living it was extremely easy. If they have any books I'll dm you it.

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm def gonna take today to relax and process more trauma with my boy Basil, but I'll hit up my ex about training dogs for pnes tomorrow and dm you if they decide to actually respond tomorrow