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[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 31 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, but at some point you need to acknowledge that though you can lead a horse to water, you can’t stick their hoof in the barrel of a gun to stop a bullet.

[-] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

If the barrel is big enough for the hoof to fit snuggly it'll stop the bullet.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Unlike a person, a horse’s hoof will totally only fit in an elephant gun or a howizer, everyone knows that the elephant gun bullets only stop if the elephant puts their trunk in the barrel and the horse would need to be on a ladder for the howitzer. Horses can’t climb ladders, silly.

Nah, the elephant gun bullet would stop because a horse isn't an elephant.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's called an elephant gun because it's for shooting elephants. Not because it's the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than ~~an inch~~ a single freedom unit in diameter.

But you know what will? A finger. You're just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No, the trunk will stop it.

Also, everyone knows elephants can’t shoot, so why would they need a gun. 🤔

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