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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

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[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

So uh... is there any actual way to enlarge beanis? Asking for an uhhh... another member of the jivemind

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

look up the SWAG method, they shoot a bunch of filler into you benis.

...there was a trueanon episode about it ok. one of the funniest things I've ever heard is some guy got it done and when he had sex with his gf after she was like, "what did you do? why would you do that? I liked the way it was before!"

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

This has been noted for the beanis enjoyed of the hivemind

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Lmao there's an smbc comic about that. If it was possible to make the dick larger with exercise, then nobody would be able to have sex

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Well, no straight people or gay men.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

NOBODY (read like Gary Oldman saying everyone in that one pedo movie)

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

This stuff can get a lot darker, too.

CW: death by penile injuryA guy in Germany recently was sentenced for accidentally killing his grindr date with a DIY silicone oil injection. He told him "it's safe, i'm a paramedic" (he wasn't) and then hit a vein (which probably isn't that unlikely when you do dick injections) and the other guy got blood poisoning. Must've been an absolutely horrible way to go out, he spent several days in a hospital before the stuff killed him.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

That sounds funny as fuck can I get a link?

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

RSS feed https://jumble.top/f/trueanonpod.xml plug the link into your podcast app

ep 337: Does Elon Dream of Electric Weiner?

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Not something I've ever been concerned with but if you have weight to lose it can give the appearance of growth by reducing the pad of fat in the pelvic area.

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's fillers as mentioned.

Stuff that makes it look bigger too like cock rings or pumping.

Some trans femmes report enlargement when they use topical testosterone to prevent atrophy.

Also you can just buy like hollow strap ons that are pretty cool.

[-] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

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