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[CW: Incredibly dubious penis enlargement medication] This ad is art (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 days ago by doublepepperoni@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

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[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

look up the SWAG method, they shoot a bunch of filler into you benis.

...there was a trueanon episode about it ok. one of the funniest things I've ever heard is some guy got it done and when he had sex with his gf after she was like, "what did you do? why would you do that? I liked the way it was before!"

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

This has been noted for the beanis enjoyed of the hivemind

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Lmao there's an smbc comic about that. If it was possible to make the dick larger with exercise, then nobody would be able to have sex

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Well, no straight people or gay men.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

NOBODY (read like Gary Oldman saying everyone in that one pedo movie)

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

This stuff can get a lot darker, too.

CW: death by penile injury

A guy in Germany recently was sentenced for accidentally killing his grindr date with a DIY silicone oil injection. He told him "it's safe, i'm a paramedic" (he wasn't) and then hit a vein (which probably isn't that unlikely when you do dick injections) and the other guy got blood poisoning. Must've been an absolutely horrible way to go out, he spent several days in a hospital before the stuff killed him.