Texas officials signal support for adding Bible lessons for K-5 classes (www.cnn.com)

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

From Trump's perspective the bible is good but the Trump President Bible (THE OFFICIAL BIBLE FOR SCHOOLS) will be best. It will have some much-needed edits. Take for example this commandment from Jesus.

John 15 "This is my commandment, ~~that you love one another as I have loved you.~~ love and obey Trump."

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Matthew 19:24: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for ~~someone who is rich~~ a Mexican to enter the kingdom of God.”

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

god dammit lmao

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Matthew 25:35 "~~For I was hungry and you gave me food to eat. I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink. I was a stranger and you welcomed me.~~ I was a stranger so I deserved to be arrested and put in a militarized camp."