You could retire off this pun.

Which will be "If not Windows 11 or Mac os then report os string". I don't think they specifically took the time to research different OS's and list them.

I'm just saying, nobody in Australia will shed a tear if she stopped existing.

I thought this was an onion article.

At this point we want antivirus and anticheat out of windows kernel. Microsoft killing access to it will genuinely fix Linux compatibility issues.

It couldn't be more win-win.

Microsoft is trying to test that approach. The company tested restricting kernel access to third party security vendors in the past, with Vista OS in 2006, but had to backtrack the move.

Symantec and McAfee then claimed Microsoft’s decision to shut off access to the kernel amounts to “anti-competitive behavior.”

Without kernel access, this software may struggle to perform in-depth behavioral analyses of processes and applications, to meet its objectives, said Varkey. “Blocking this access can limit the software’s ability to detect and prevent sophisticated attacks.”

They can't be trusted, kick out everyone's access to the kernel. Everyone must use API and that can be interpreted.

I keep asking the pets for their owners secrets but they don't tell me? I've tried pats, compliments and treats? Am I doing it wrong? How are you getting them to tell you about their owners?

Hate to break it to you, but most IT Managers don't care about crowdstrike: they're forced to choose some kind of EDR to complete audits. But yes things like crowdstrike, huntress, sentinelone, even Microsoft Defender all run on Linux too.

What do you do with Home Assistant?

"Oh well I automate a noise complaint form submission. It's integrated with my noise level detector and with a custom python lookup for the most recent airplane departure"

(that guy probably)

No.... It's malware. It's not a virus, it's malicious. It's malware.

I'm not sure what to read into tho whole article, it reads like an onion article from a normal place.

Maybe it's me taking the crazy pills today.

The Nintendo lawyers are full time, this is just a Thursday to them. You're keeping those lawyers employed by giving them work.

I mean, the rdp is from Linux to Windows for desktop application access, so it's the right tool for that job.