[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 9 points 6 hours ago

Lemmings. Always Lemmings. !lemmings@lemmings.world

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Confidence [heyheymomo] (cdn.masto.host)

Me when I’m a little extra confident about my dumb little doodles

Source: https://socel.net/@heyheymomo/113489411834919956

Mastodon: @heyheymomo@socel.net

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Job prospects (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)
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Source: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/113482687277774609

Mastodon: @warandpeas@mastodon.social

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Typical YouTube (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)
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Priorities [heyheymomo] (cdn.masto.host)
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Unexplained Phenomena (s3.us-east-005.backblazeb2.com)

Source: https://musicians.today/@barnetboy/113475747574177779

Mastodon: @barnetboy@musicians.today

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk to c/raining@sh.itjust.works

Crossposted from !garfield@lemmy.world

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[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 64 points 2 weeks ago

Sue me - change me into Susan

I guess.

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Apple [Admiral Wonderboat] (files.mastodon.social)
[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 116 points 1 month ago

Secret panel...

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 83 points 1 month ago

Oh, fuck off.

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 77 points 1 month ago

See also: Duke Nukem Forever

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 105 points 1 month ago

Being overly fake nice because you want a tip. Tbh I'd be more inclined to tip you if you left me alone and stopped talking to me.

The whole tipping thing in USA is weird. Everyone wants a tip, it's entirely random (as a non-American) how much tip to give. Just pay your staff a wage they can actually live on ffs.

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 69 points 3 months ago

2024 is invisible, the current trend being that you aren't allowed to see anything you can scroll until you hover over it.

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 65 points 3 months ago

Has she missed all the rioting in England by far-right activists?

How is that better than a banner being slowly revealed?

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 83 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of the guy who bought the last ever Big Mac in Iceland, and put it on display and it didn't go mouldy.

Don't know how true that is but it's a good story!

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 75 points 1 year ago

The system seems to be;

  • Add adverts
  • Make them more intrusive
  • Add more adverts
  • Make them even more intrusive
  • Everybody is fed up with adverts because there are now more adverts than content, so introduce paid version which costs more than the company would earn on ad impressions even for a heavy user, to remove ads
  • Next step might be to add some ads to paid version?
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