Tom Cruise Junior ass timeline
Wasn't this guy really active in a dark web CSAM ring before Musk picked him up? I vaguely remember reading something about that a few ~~decades~~ months ago.
🎵 And you~ Shook me allll niiiight long~ 🎵 
The image generator will also make photorealistic pictures of children upon request, but thankfully refuses to animate them inappropriately, despite the “spicy” option still being available. You can still select it, but in all my tests, it just added generic movement.
Libertarians BTFO
When in doubt, train your dogs to go into a killing frenzy when hearing Orson Welles quotes. Or get extremely handsy with Robert Vaughn in the front seat of your Peugeot before repeatedly shouting, "THE COMMODORE'S WATCH" at a room full of people. Or prevent the IRA from taking out Thatcher 
THE COMMODORE'S WATCH!!!
Yes, I realize that was a Patrick McGoohan directorial guest spot where he decided to do an avant garde thing and throw the usual formula out the window for shits, giggles, and love of alcoholism. It's about as close as you can get to doing a parody without it being an actual parody; it's the Cinderella "Night Songs" album of Columbo episodes.
Edit: and if you're Dr. Spock, don't spare the tire iron
That Luigi Mangione's name? The grim fucking reaper 
Mr. Presinalt, a second spray tan has hit the Florida Man
Say what you will about the hallucinating AI that was trained on Redditisms and the SCP wiki, but some of those scam pitches are going to at least provide some novel entertainment value. (In the Lovecraftian sense. Because the AI is also incredibly racist.)
*angry Marxist noises*
Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin. No West Germany, no ratlines.
The random name generator in this game occasionally lands on pure gold.
I'm buying a pig in a couple of days (in-game). Here's hoping I can get the randomizer to spit out "Gorka" so my duck can have an arch nemesis.
This is the one that I originally saw; thank you.