See, I'm reading this as "Class Traitors are the greatest threat to their respective cohorts".

Reads like the fine print on an insurance contract

System is working as intended.

I do so love to hear about "cheap Chinese steel" coming out of the mouths of know-nothing liberals and the haters running PR in American metallurgical industries.

The idea that a foreign could have figured out how to do something cheaper, faster, and better than an American is so alien and incomprehensible to the western brainpan.

This is in response to the coup (which has already flared out, as the president is too unpopular to even order the military properly). He accused the opposition legislature of being North Korean agents, declared martial law to try and close the parliament, and then got swamped by protests before he could get tanks and helicopters into position.

This would have been South on South violence if it hadn't already ended

Oops

Georgia: We're holding a referendum on joining the EU. Please select from the following options

• President Olaf Scholtz, my country yearns for freedom. Please send in the ECB to liberate my people.

• I am a Russian apparatchik. My vote doesn't count.

Oh my goodness, the election has been rigged by Russian interference. Time to send in the tanks and defeat the Tankies.

It is officially gay to impregnate your wife

I heard they were actually nuclear armed but then Ukraine raised its force field just in time and everyone was fine.

Russia could end all of this

Imagine taking a liberal at their word 30 years after petrostroka. Only Americans are this gullible.

they would run the same campaign

I'm waging they would have simply not pulled Biden off the front of the ticket and let him take the L, so Kamala could run in 2028.

Friendly reminder that Iran is the only nation on earth for Persians. Iran has a right to exist. It must maintain its sovereignty against the aggressive territorial incursions of European expropriators, Russian invaders, and South Afrikkkaner settler colonists.