[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

tucker carlson for press secretary timmy-pray

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

news heads, how bad would it be if a US missile reached moscow

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

PLEASE TRUMP, PLEASE DO THIS, I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU IN 2028

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 90 points 4 days ago

in amerikkka settler colonists are a protected class

people will just start calling them genocidal apartheid-supporters instead

or maybe fascist isn't a slur yet

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yes, this is (probably) true, not having looked into it. The 130 million number comes from the 54% with a literacy below 6th grade level. Many americans can't pronounce complex words while reading, indicating they probably don't understand the text. I would have expected the % of americans reading books to be even worse

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It could be an extremely smart way to leave the door open for desantis 2028, as a successor to Trump and to avoid a crisis in the party. They basically pregamed newsom vs desantis in the governor debate

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 51 points 5 days ago

he's appointing all the wackiest chapo characters, patriots are in control

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

fake news, we have no evidence that the tallest man is capable of speaking

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago

Okay this is the funniest timeline

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I can't find much info yet but this could be huge if you're into orca fashion trends. Hopefully J27 Blackberry's friends catch on

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long-corbyn

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not gonna look at polls, kamala will lose. They'll blame Black/Hispanic people, men, Muslims, Jews, Jill Stein, and more, but the root cause will be the genocide in Palestine. If I'm wrong I'll run a marathon with no training or something similar idk

Both campaigns have no energy. Boring election cycle

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 105 points 1 month ago

they invaded a sovereign country yesterday, actions have consequences

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I just ate the local park's goose, stole another dog, and now I'm getting cozy in my venezuelan favela

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get your crabs out crab-party

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I'm going to vote for him at least 4 times this november

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PHOENIX—Following this week’s landmark Supreme Court ruling granting presidents broad immunity against criminal prosecution for official acts, Donald Trump’s campaign released an ad Wednesday that consists solely of a montage of people he will have killed if elected in November. The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces and the caption “These People Will Be Dead The Moment I Take Power.” With its images of hundreds of people—including current President Joe Biden, former Attorney General William Barr, former Rep. Liz Cheney, Kim Kardashian, Dale and Linda McPherson of Logansport, IN, and Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg—the video was being viewed as a political masterstroke that highlights the former president’s vision for retributive bloodshed starting on Day 1 of his second term. At press time, Trump’s campaign announced that any critics of the ad would be featured in subsequent versions of the television spot.

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 105 points 7 months ago

my pro-palestine lib friends support Iran holy shit

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