[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

That the cleanest owl I ever seen

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

To die apparently

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I like when I Google how to change some setting on my phone and I always get a hallucinated set of instructions, without fail.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

It honestly looks to me like she's wearing three layers. Which I think we can all agree makes this woke and disgusting

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

They upgraded their ignorance to stupidity. Fucking ace

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

US corporations have the dumbest names imaginable

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Nice of him to make way for the worker owned stores

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

Look at that jogging path. Pure sex

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 67 points 5 days ago

Lol. "That example of me sexually harassing a teenager is old news" is a powerful comeback

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

If you've ever been to China you will know that they're is never a time when people aren't filming themselves doing something. They loves themselves their cameras

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

Entirely fucking pointless.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago

Surely the baby is in limbo.

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Pictured: Me changing the game

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Flyberius@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Actually what the fuck is going on in the west

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There was some sort of anime themed dance off in the mall and the participants were all drawing on this massive fabric wall. Was very happy to see this.

The Chinese youth are alright.

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submitted 11 months ago by Flyberius@hexbear.net to c/jerboa@lemmy.ml

Anyone else have the issue when using jerboa that when they try to change input language (by holding the space button) the selection menu just flashes up and then disappears?

Somewhat annoying.

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Regardless, I waltzed into a China mobile shop and not only did they just give me sim card, they even let me pick my phone number. Sadly there were none with 1701 in, which would have been awesome.

The lies I've heard about this country are just stacked one atop another. Next step is to open a Chinese bank account because apparently I'm not allowed to do that either.

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good doodle app (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by Flyberius@hexbear.net to c/art@hexbear.net

Throughout my travels I've been taking pictures of my friends sleeping and editing them using the WhatsApp pencil to create a comic strip. This has worked really well, and I even made a stylus out a pen, a cue tip and some foil. However I feel I've reached the limit of what the WhatsApp pencil can offer me. Can anyone recommend a simple doodling app that will let me import a photo and then draw over it. Ideally I'd want the ability to have layers and and to cut and paste. Obviously an assortment of brushes would be fun too.

I have the app sketchbook, but it's a little too advanced for my needs and frustratingly also lacks some very simple features (such as deleting/copying selections).

Thank you comrades.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Flyberius@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I'm seeing some real time, grade-A consent manufacturing regarding this massive crowdstrike outage. Every article I see blames Microsoft. I have no love for Microsoft, but they were not to blame. The people who are too blame are crowdstrike, the software company who deployed the broken update that caused the outage.

* Puts on immaculately thought out tinfoil hat *

Crowdstrike is more a piece of US surveillance tech than it is an actual security suite. In essence it can take any data from a device it is installed on and can execute any command on those devices (due to the way the software very tightly integrated with the windows operating system, bypassing security on the OS). A powerful tool when you consider that the US government can subpoena any us corporation to hand over the information they hold.

Now, crowdstrike had a huge market share, but you can bet that after this event people are going to be less willing to use it, and this will result in the US losing a huge part of its surveillance network. People don't care what security suite they use, so long as it works, so people are going to switch.

Cue the absolute deluge of articles I've been seeing blaming this on Microsoft. An operating system so ingrained into the business world that no-one is going to switch to an alternative, no matter how much they fuck up. They can take the heat and mitigate the damage to crowdstrike. Thus preserving the US state surveillance appetatus.

* Tin foil hat removed and placed back into its extremely well thought out box *

What do people think?

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Based on the Chinese nursery rhyme Two Tigers. Sung to the tune of Frére Jacque.

两位总统。

两位总统。

非常老。

非常老。

一位没有耳朵。

一位没有好脑。

很奇怪。

很奇怪。

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Sansan is perfect (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by Flyberius@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net

I love her so much. I have to give her back on Sunday. Pls no. 😭

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