Played through it a little bit and I was admittedly skeptical at first brush but I'm genuinely impressed as I get into the first dungeon. That four-way bolt trap with the timed button was diabolical.
Only if the gun also makes your dick small and sounds like a cackling Greek man when you fire it
"These children will never bungee cord a severed whale's head to the family car and poke holes in grocery bags to make impromptu masks to shield against whale cadaverine splattering all over the kids"
He should take up the family tradition 
Medallion's humming. Al Capone's secret vault. Gotta be.
They tried for that but it kept catching fire so they settled for 1488 meters per hour
He means that you can use a Cybertruck to travel to 1970s South Africa
Dragonborn are among the more interesting-looking races. If you like the pretty shiny dragon people go for it.
As far as class goes, it depends on what you're going for. A combat monster? Sorcerer is good, especially dragon blooded. But think about going with a bard too. They're great for support but can also be decent in combat with 3 Warlock levels just to get Pact of the Blade so you can use whatever weapon you want, and of course Eldritch Blast (recommend the class perks that cause knockback and extra damage). Mostly though Bard gives you access to some hilarious dialogue options and Speak with Animals, which expands the available quest options. They're also good with any combo of companions, so you can pair up with a warrior, mage, and thief to have all the bases covered.
also Bae'Zel best girl <3
Thanks, I'll look into these. As for the models, that's exactly why I put off even trying to fuck with it until patch 8. Hopefully I can just drag and drop the models or something.
bg2 gets directly referenced but if you know what the plot was and who the companions are you'll know what's what
Nothing in particular. The graphical style just didn't stand out as very unique to me. Simple gameplay and a fairly linear introduction.
Then I started getting deeper into the dungeon and dying a few times and getting that old school Zelda vibe