He means that you can use a Cybertruck to travel to 1970s South Africa
All you need to do is hit 88 mph
They tried for that but it kept catching fire so they settled for 1488 meters per hour
They tried for that but it kept catching fire
So it was getting close to the superior german WW2 tanks design
Juche Necromancy vs Capitalist Chronomancy
We all know who will win in that fight 
Not content with aping the Tiberium saga through climate change, reality decided we needed the endless campy war of Red Alert as well.
Supreme Leader Trump Donald is said to be able to single-handedly annihilate distance, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
oh, and he has time travel powers
Folks, you won't believe it. They invented the past! Everyone was always saying that there is just the present. Great!
Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
Great copypasta!
Site tagline material
object class: burger
Our plan is to accelerate the rest of the world to relativistic speeds so the US passes centuries of technological development in an instant and is prepared for global domination once it resynchronizes.
Kratsios is a Thiel guy, maybe he accidentally revealed too much here.
Let them cook
Trump finally building the Stargate
We're making tremendous deals with the Goa'uld, loser Jack ONeill can't even imagine what they've given us already
But that back in your mouth.
Startgate deserves better than that!
Stargate is a show that i can't watch anymore after becoming communist. Basically every episode i laugh "no chance US would do that" at a surprising lack of imperialism and incredibly naive belief in the justice and universality of US judiciary system, especially striking for members of US armed forces and intelligence services.
Also the show is basically grimdark, Goa'uld parasitic theocracy gets replaced with US space imperialism.
You're not wrong
How cute
"Trazyn is responsible for this, somehow."
Oh shit, Trump's got his hands on Dialga and Palkia!
I never expected to be governed by a dr. bronner's container and yet here we are
100% true and fact-checked by 1000% real patriots (red blue and white!)
Trump's presidency feels like 6 years already but according to unconfirmed and false rumors, it has only been 3 months. He can bend time.
According to his doctor, god-emperor Trump also grew an inch sometimes in the last 4 years. He can bend space.
Playin red alert 2 as the allies be like
manipulating time and space is not only chronomancy but also teleportation
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