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A hastily made meme about Xi
(hexbear.net)
Fuck Don Jr
Marry Bill Clinton
Kill Bill Clinton
They are going to try and assassinate me
Fucking hell... just learned how JFK died.... he was shot....
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AMERICA. a small piece of writing
(hexbear.net)
and on the 9th day, god looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need a ~~care~~taker"
God said, "I need somebody willing to imagine themselves getting up before dawn, milk cows, work all day in the fields, milk cows again, eat supper, then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board" so god made an American
God said, "I need somebody willing to sit up all night watching snuff videos, watching people die, then dry his eyes and say, 'What else is on?." So god made an American
God had to have somebody willing to ride the suburb at double speed to get the 'heck' inside ahead of the rain clouds, and yet stop in mid-park and briefly imagine interacting with people during the first BBQ grill smoke from a neighbor’s place, so god made an American
"war is trying to kill a man you don't even know well enough to hate"
America is trying to kill everyone you meet because you know one person too well
America is having a long commute to a job you hate
America is hating traffic so much you demand more lanes for cars on the road
America is never having to face the indignity of walking
America is never having to face the indignity of seeing a person you don't know
America is never having to face the indignity of being of equal status with another person
America is knowing you are blessed by god because others are lower than you
America is knowing you are blessed by god because others are higher than you
America is knowing you are blessed by god because you deserve it
America is knowing you are blessed by god because others don't deserve it
America is fantasizing about how all would come together during a disaster
America is fantasizing about how easily we will all win the war
America is about how desperately everything needs to change
America is about hating everyone and everything that's ever tried to bring change
America is about reasonable, common sense, bi partisan solutions
America is about looking at polling over people burning down a police station
America is about how funny it is Bill Clinton got a blowjob
America is about how Thomas Jefferson was anti slavery
America is about John Brown dying
America is about Jefferson Davis living
America is about how won we world war II
America is about how we will all win the next world war II
America is about how we are all winners
America is about how any day now we're going to make it big
America is about how any day now it's all going to pay off
America is about how any day now it's all going to pay off
America is about how any day now it's all going to pay off
America is about how any day now it's all going to pay off
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Job seekers commiseration thread
(hexbear.net)
Post here if you're looking for a job and getting no bites
BLS revision shows annual hiring was overstated by 911,000 jobs
Turns out there was nearly a million less jobs then previously thought
The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: There's actually zero difference between good and bad things you imbecile, you fucking moron
Uplifting photos from 2024. A reminder of the ability of the human spirit to find joy and togetherness in all situations. Compilied from the Associate Press top 100 photos of the year and Reuters 2024 pictures of the year
Democratic Republic of Congo - Children shake hands before a chess game
::: spoiler spoiler
Paris Paraolympic Games - Paralympic athlete Santos Araujo, of Brazil, celebrates after winning the men’s 200 m Freestyle
Haiti - Children playing jump rope
Brazil - Rescue team saves 4 year old child from house destroyed by flood
Gaza - Wedding dress for sale
Kenya - Wildlife management team release Rhino from an animal sanctuary back into the wild
Venezuela - Supermoon surrounded by Christmas lights
Happy new year
The Adjusters twitter has been found
He's an anti woke AI will save humanity guy 
westernized troops would rather off themselves than disobey orders or kill those making them do this shit
Hexbear is no longer a 
website
Libs are now full 'Soros is paying them to protest' Q hogs
Blue Maga
My hatred of liberals and of western empire has been 100% re affirmed and re invigorated
A slave strikes their slave master with a fraction of a fraction of the violence the master has inflicted, and the liberal calls for complete destruction and unlimited violence against the slave
Does anybody have the greentext that goes something like
Pirate game
Company loses $60 because it's theft
Company regains $60 after deleting game from hard drive
Pirate one million copies, company bankrupt from massive theft
Buy insolvent company for cheap
Delete all game copies, company profitable again
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GayTuckerCarlson
joined 2 years ago
if you read this you are gay lmao