Biden:

I immediately thought this was about the State of Chihuahua in Mexico.

Is the house going to pass the Big Beautiful Boss Baby Bill or nah?

Why did they schedule the meeting on the same day of his monthly poop draining? It was on the calendar!

"we can fundraise on this"

right from putler's playbook

I guess he voted no. Kind of surprised.

if this wasn't a bill he really wanted to vote yes on, he would already be at the beach

essence of diaper

RIP abundance