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TAPPING THE SIGN EMPHATICALLY
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Biological determinists btfo
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First, congratulations on escaping the Bad Place 
. Some tips to make your time here the best it possibly can be from one of your Hexbear elders 
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Here posts are called neither Tweets nor Skeets, but rather poops
. For example, "Wow, I really like this poop you made! I will give it one upbear!" -
Mastery of the emojis is essential for communication on here. Hexbears are really only semi-literate, so pictographs are pretty important for getting your point across
. However, be warned that new users are allowed only a single emoji per week until they have hit the thousand post threshold (on average this takes about two weeks). -
This is a website for liberals. However, there is a single leftist on here, and it is me. Hi.
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We don't have downvotes here
. We used to, but they were being used in a transphobic way so we got rid of them. If you disagree with someone make sure to comment and tell them so in such a way that they will be your enemy until the end of time -
If you look at the top of the website page, you will see a rotating selection of text called taglines. These are all serious and carefully selected by the mod team as representative of our philosophy.
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This is a nonsecretarian space
. Thoughtful discussions and critiques are welcome, but dunking on other tendencies will be removed*
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This does not include liberalism, Trots (liberals), left communists (liberals) , democratic socialists (liberals), or social democrats (fascists) -
Finally, and most importantly never stop pooping. If anyone tells you to stop, keep pooping anyway. Always poop, until the very end.
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Rate my rizz out of 10
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Okay credit where credit is due, I stole this from Cloudy on Twitter
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Pictured: Hexbears attempting to date (2024, colorized)
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Would have posted it in c/dating but it's closed for some reason. Weird
https://xcancel.com/theElegantWorm/status/1854333213260272077
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Need this
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Sadly it's only a concept
https://xcancel.com/PUNISHEDBOULDE2/status/1853942035213906023
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Tag yourself
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I don't need polls when I have the power of AI to predict the outcome
Drove my Chevy to to the levee
But the levee was bi
And them good ol' boys were talking bout femboy thighs
Singing I just love DEI
Ulysses is just a story about a dude walking around Dublin. It ain't that deep
Hell yeah I'm LGBTQ+
Let's Go Bomb Tel aviv Quickly Plus their entire government
Some are calling her the most normal and least bloodthirsty Israeli of all time
Am I misreading your tone or are you genuinely talking to me like a huge asshole for no reason
Edit: This is a one day old account lmao
Edit edit: 
lmao
This is from a book I saw posted. ~~Couldn't find the source~~, but it's a good thing to post at libs talking about how Israel is a LGBTQ+ paradise unlike the barbarous Palastinians
It's from Brothers And Others In Arms by Danny Kaplan. Thanks @Rojo27@hexbear.net
This is from page 58 of the book. It's part of the recollections of a soldier in the Nahal infantry brigade during in Beiruit during the Lebanon War. Fun fact, that brigade's commander got fucking clapped by the Palestinians last week
CW: Homophobia, the bleakest shit I've read in quite a while, seriously
The Israelis have the power to end the political and economic conditions (which they created and maintain) which lead to violence
The Palestinians do not
If you're saddened or angered by the deaths of Israeli civilians, you can take those complaints straight to the Israeli government. Any handwringing about violence committed by the Palestinians is de facto support for the illegal occupation of Palestinian land and the apartheid state of Israel.
Fuck the tankies over at Hexbear
How to Brigade: a step-by-step guide for Scheming Hexbear Tankies and Miscellaneous Neโer-do-wells
Don't make me tap the sign
spoiler
Brigading is something that Redditors think is real unlike the age of consent which they do not believe in
"I don't like politics" people are actually the devil incarnate
Glad someone is fighting the good fight against the greatest enemies of the proletariat: teachers and bed times
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