The trick is leaving something that doesn't look like it's been dead for years.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

You know I thought of that but the logistics might be a little rough. They usually say something when you're driving around with one strapped to the roof.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

No one's going to question a few chunks bitten off.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

How about just the person that runs the account. Secret service will be scratching their heads for years.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I have a bunch of marine life I could sew onto something else. Are we talking human top or something a little more exotic like an alligator?

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Name your species I got it all, I collect road kill like kids collect Pokémon cards.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

These are the kinds of innovations Americans need and deserve. I also have a bunch of road kill just sitting in my freezer.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Once you all give yourselves to the worm in my new health care proposals the American population will finally know true serenity.

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inshallah-script May they bring peace to the barbaric lands of the Americans.

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Get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

“This isn’t going to stop,” Allen told the New York Times. “Art is dead, dude. It’s over. A.I. won. Humans lost.”

"But I still want to get paid for it."

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It's Moo Deng and it's not even close.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 83 points 3 months ago

The boat maker says the reason the yacht sunk was because it took on water. Amazing deduction skills there.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 78 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Least reactionary Canadian town.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-nazi-from-swastika-ont-how-canadas-most-unusually-named-town-spawned-a-notorious-hitler-fangirl

Like many anglophiles within the Nazi leadership, Mitford had hoped that the U.K. would soon be overtaken by a fascist revolution, where it could then become an ally in Hitler’s plans for genocidal domination of Europe. Instead, when the two countries went to war in September 1939, a stunned Mitford wandered into a Munich park and shot herself. She was the first of dozens in Hitler’s inner circle who would take a self-inflicted gunshot to the head. But with one major difference: Mitford missed. Article content She survived the attempt with severe brain damage and Hitler quickly shuttled her back to England by way of Switzerland. Unity ultimately died of meningitis in 1948.

data-laughing

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 74 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm sure releasing a dating app will definitely fix the high cost of living in a patriarchal society that penalizes women for leaving the workforce to have kids.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 87 points 4 months ago

Probably. I think most of the other potential DNC ghouls are scared of eating shit and getting the mantle of Hillary 2.0 when they're fine waiting for 2028.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 91 points 5 months ago

But ranchers in Montana have long opposed increasing the Yellowstone herds or transferring the animals to tribes. Republican Gov. Greg Gianforte has said he would not support any management plan with a population target greater than 3,000 Yellowstone bison.

That's interesting because I have long opposed any increase to the population of white people in Montana.

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