Kelly celebratory slop for Weird Al’s birthday 
never talk without a lawyer
Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts
The dawning of either the Kamala Era or the resumption of the Trump Era brings closure to Jokerified Snufkin's role as my pfp on every site.
Whether the next era jolts the Amerikkkan left out of its post-Bernie slump or not is yet to be known- but its arrival is great for Snufkin here, who's already seen enough over the past half of a decade. I sent him off with 70 million reminbi and a ticket to head back to Naantali.
I'm probably gonna tuck him in my banner now in some form or another. He's not dead, this isn't a funeral, all this post serves as is a celebration of his long service.
In his stead, I have appointed This Girl from Psychopomp (its completely free and takes like about an hour to play through, highly recommend):
Her ascension to pfp is effective by midnight EDT. Wish her luck.
Remember when Kamala talked abt how america was finally not at war anymore at the debates (which in itself was bullshit too but all of its direct combat involvement left was low profile for people to care about)
that’s on track to last long isn’t it
Her name’s Kath Korber, she puts out her cigarettes in her empty patterned coffee mug
That’s the guy who did the “Life, It Never Die” song half a year ago which everyone forgot about until now, but I have no clue who that girl is
I look like this thing btw
not now babe, 4 hour vid abt how fucked sm64’s code is just dropped
i had the idea at like 2:35 am and couldnt just let it die
i would post it to badposting but i wont, cause my posts are good
Tabaivka had a prewar population of 34 btw
…
WHEN THE FUCK CAN THEY CUT THEIR LOSSES 
calling it a “riot of a time”.
:sensible-chuckle:
At least half a hundred infants in Gaza have been killed by now but there’ll be no mourning for them
This being an objectively funny crime renders his sentence null and void in the hearts of the masses o7
She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that. Thank you very much.
So what you’re basically saying is that real capitalism has never been tried, right
That’s it?
THAT’S the counteroffensive?
THAT WAS JUST THE BATTLE OF THE SOMME!
Also saying that he isn’t going to return to Congress in 2025 ~~(secret #woketrump mind games confirmed, trvst thv plvn)~~ so he’s probably in deep shit