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new syrCIA emblem just dropped, smth smth corporate minimalism gone too far
We don't even look at porn on our computer anymore- we look at it on our phone?
Also there’s probably like a dozen label execs waiting in the wings to pay his bail as soon as they can
no bfdis tn because lancer sesh :( ~~(actually if we wrap up before 7:30 est i might be able to squeeze one in)~~
Regrettably from this msnbc vid, some comments are a bit lib or gen xish but it’s worth it for the gold like this:
His Country was decimated, his three evil Nuclear Sites were OBLITERATED, and I knew EXACTLY where he was sheltered
He’s such a gifted storyteller :)
you drop 15 tons and what do ya get / another world conflict and deeper in debt
vote for labour government
look inside
tory government
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WELL AREN'T I LUCKY HUH
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FREE POLYCHROME JOKER THAT BOOSTS FACE CARDS IN THE DECK WHOSE WHOLE GIMMICK IS NOT HAVING THEM
REALLLLL FUNNY
Kelly celebratory slop for Weird Al’s birthday 
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🎶He tried to kill Trump with a forklift~🎶 (olé!)
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never talk without a lawyer
Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts
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The Honorable Discharge of the Jokerified Snufkin PFP
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RED ALERT:
The dawning of either the Kamala Era or the resumption of the Trump Era brings closure to Jokerified Snufkin's role as my pfp on every site.
Whether the next era jolts the Amerikkkan left out of its post-Bernie slump or not is yet to be known- but its arrival is great for Snufkin here, who's already seen enough over the past half of a decade. I sent him off with 70 million reminbi and a ticket to head back to Naantali.
I'm probably gonna tuck him in my banner now in some form or another. He's not dead, this isn't a funeral, all this post serves as is a celebration of his long service.
In his stead, I have appointed This Girl from Psychopomp (its completely free and takes like about an hour to play through, highly recommend):
Her ascension to pfp is effective by midnight EDT. Wish her luck.
Remember when Kamala talked abt how america was finally not at war anymore at the debates (which in itself was bullshit too but all of its direct combat involvement left was low profile for people to care about)
that’s on track to last long isn’t it
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Her name’s Kath Korber, she puts out her cigarettes in her empty patterned coffee mug
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God motherfucking damn
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That’s the guy who did the “Life, It Never Die” song half a year ago which everyone forgot about until now, but I have no clue who that girl is
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I look like this thing btw
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not now babe, 4 hour vid abt how fucked sm64’s code is just dropped
She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that. Thank you very much.
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What abt when their data centers get deservedly molotov’d by neoluddite guerilla cells