Remember when Bernie was “too old to run” in 2020
lmao
Bowling alley I’m at is playing uncensored 2002 era Eminem greatest hits lol
It’s also proudly showing off their little bowling pin characters in the strike animations. They gave tits to the female ones because of fucking course they did. This implies that bowling pin milk exists in their universe and now I wish nothing but ceaseless torment upon their character designers
wait fuck its my birthday yall bought me the donut sticks for our weekend party right 
They’re more ashamed of this than that one ”guide to partying” where they tell readers to always bring a “slutty transsexual” to their parties (tbh I can’t even get that personally offended by it cause the objectification is just so over the top that it feels like it’s running on Victorian era societal standards and it wraps back around to being grimly funny)
vote for labour government
look inside
tory government
FREE POLYCHROME JOKER THAT BOOSTS FACE CARDS IN THE DECK WHOSE WHOLE GIMMICK IS NOT HAVING THEM
REALLLLL FUNNY
Kelly celebratory slop for Weird Al’s birthday 
never talk without a lawyer
Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts
The dawning of either the Kamala Era or the resumption of the Trump Era brings closure to Jokerified Snufkin's role as my pfp on every site.
Whether the next era jolts the Amerikkkan left out of its post-Bernie slump or not is yet to be known- but its arrival is great for Snufkin here, who's already seen enough over the past half of a decade. I sent him off with 70 million reminbi and a ticket to head back to Naantali.
I'm probably gonna tuck him in my banner now in some form or another. He's not dead, this isn't a funeral, all this post serves as is a celebration of his long service.
In his stead, I have appointed This Girl from Psychopomp (its completely free and takes like about an hour to play through, highly recommend):
Her ascension to pfp is effective by midnight EDT. Wish her luck.
Remember when Kamala talked abt how america was finally not at war anymore at the debates (which in itself was bullshit too but all of its direct combat involvement left was low profile for people to care about)
that’s on track to last long isn’t it
Her name’s Kath Korber, she puts out her cigarettes in her empty patterned coffee mug
That’s the guy who did the “Life, It Never Die” song half a year ago which everyone forgot about until now, but I have no clue who that girl is
I look like this thing btw
not now babe, 4 hour vid abt how fucked sm64’s code is just dropped
Tabaivka had a prewar population of 34 btw
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WHEN THE FUCK CAN THEY CUT THEIR LOSSES 
calling it a “riot of a time”.
:sensible-chuckle:
This being an objectively funny crime renders his sentence null and void in the hearts of the masses o7
She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that. Thank you very much.
Oh shit I didn’t know that