Ice melts if you apply heat

Just like idk regular dirt. All my other pottedv plants are in the same shit and be bangin

It was a seed of indeterminate age though, i have an old tupperware with like, seeds and shit. Probably 2+ years old. So i figure it was just like too old idk. It sprouted and i planted it and then it it outside but aside from growing an inch past the dirt it never did anything else 😔

I gave it fertilizer but it still did nothing

You know they make lactase pills and it's like ten cents for all the dairy you can stomach right

I REALLY need to grow weed because the cost to buy it is so exorbitant but it is so very necessary to my quality of life

I think i fucked up though, this seedling just never did anything. It sprouted and then never grew further and now 2 weeks later it's turning yellow, still no primary leaf development

Was it just a dud or did i fuck up leaving it outside? I figured the last one i fucked up by not acclimating it properly (wind force twisted and killed it i guess, friction with the pot wore through the stem or something) so i left this one outside as soon as it sprouted. But it just never DID anything, just sitting there with its cotyledons

Did they because i was browsing reddit shit from google searches in an incognito tab literally today

storm's a brewin'

Every morning i say hello to my roomba, The Goon, in a way that makes me sound like Strongbad

Good morning The Goon! I hope you have a good day edging around the house. Do a good job The Goon or no electricity for YOU

reading this article like tbh this could have been way way way way way way way worse for the guy who got tortured

BOY I SURE AM GLAD MY GF BOUGHT A FUCKING ELECTRIC LAWNMOWER THAT CAN'T MOW THE WHOLE FUCKING YARD BEFORE BOTH BATTERIES DIE, I LOVE STANDING AROUND DRENCHED IN SWEAT WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND WAITING FOR A BATTERY TO CHARGE BEFORE I CAN FUCKING TAKE A SHOWER

I love having access to social media gatekept by moderators who CANNOT EVER face consequences for their decisions

My gf's dad keeps talking about me bagging my grass when i mow, like, "oh your grass is getting kinda tall, might wanna bag it up" and im pretty sure the man just wants my grass for himself. Ive never mowed the yard without blowing grass all over and it's been fine, the grass just goes back into the yard yknow. This guy wants my grass to compost and that sounds like STEALING NUTRIENTS FROM MY YARD TO ME

I have no public transit where i live but if i did id spend every second praying some fucker doesn't try to talk to me