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Im supposed to believe there are THAT many Americans whose teeth are in such good condition they'll still be biting people after 3 years of being dead? lol yeah right, who's giving these zombies dentures??

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NEVER BUY MINT (hexbear.net)

Mint is the hardiest most invasivest shit ever and like I cannot stress enough how quickly and vigorously it grows. If you ever need mint just like root a cutting and plant it and give it some fertilizer like once a week and you'll have more mint than anybody could ever need for their entire lifetime

I transplanted a basketball sized mint plant into a bigger pot two weeks ago and it's quintupled in size with leaves the size of my hand. I literally do not know what to do with it. I offered like a pound of it to my weed dealer and you know what he said? nah he's trying to kill the shit growing around his house

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

I hope nobody from the PSL goes to any sort of hearing like this just to get arrested. Like, again, the civil war has already begun, any response to this needs to come from deep within the Appalachian or rocky mountains

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Looks like a different kinda mushroom than the last one

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago

not that anybody needs me to point out that fascists are hypocritical but it's funny how you show some racist cracker data on population changes DECADES OUT and they're like OMG FOR REAL but show the same people data on like climate change and then it's just endless excuses not to give a shit about it

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

Saw Guerrera wasn't a liberal he just liked huffing gasoline

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Should i go take it and rub it on the dead stump in my back yard

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specifically how his leg hairs, in the pool, would float up and the sun would shine through them and the children at the pool would touch his leg hairs?

the lemmy thread about Trump's mental decline which, of course, could not help but go "Biden was NEVER THIS BAD" made me think of it

Anyway that's the post, i'll let the reader draw their own conclusions

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 70 points 2 months ago

none of us are fucking ready for it but it's already fucking here

every single fucking martyr you've heard about is a casualty of the second American civil war (or third f you count the hundred years of labor organizing bloodshed prior to WWII) and the only ones who are acting like it are the cops who kill us with impunity

Organize and the feds murder you, sit still and the feds murder you, well, seems to me to be better dying in the struggle with friends if murder is the end either way

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

yeah thank god maybe we can get a little lionization around here

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Like if you think about all the time wasted, that people are made to waste, just because google was like "if we made this work shittier people would be on google more," all that shit adds up.

There's only 42,076,800 minutes in 80 years, so if google makes every adult in the country waste even a minute of their time, that's already multiple lifespans worth of "wasted time," and I can promise you the actual number of wasted minutes in the ten plus years they've been shitfucking their own product is orders of magnitude greater than that

so like idk i guess what I'm saying is google owes us a few lives and we should start with its execs

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago

I mean they are 100000% right about restaurants over charging for shit, the rest of that price difference sure as shit isn't going to labor

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago

The new movies are just such dogshit it's incredible really

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they've had nine years! where's my gay digital adventure, ZOE

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 93 points 3 months ago

or he's just dead and the prison in el Salvador is a wood chipper on the way to el Salvador

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago

Sorry the parliamentarian can only tell the Democrats what they're not allowed to do

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

You've never had the rights you think you have

Look up things like the Free Speech Fights (e.g in Spokane) or shit like judges issuing injunctions against striking miners using the word 'scab'

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It's because you weren't there, dawg, everybody else came to the meeting and we were waiting and waiting but you never showed up

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It is antisemitic to denounce Israels right to exist.

It's not "antisemitic" to say a country that only exists because Zionists in the British government convinced others to partition the ottoman empire and specifically create that country "as a national home for the Jewish people" (weird, sounds ethno statey, but don't worry, they totally promised not to infringe on the rights of the natives) has no right to exist

Like you are an absolute fucking pig shit for brain moron if you think it's "antisemitic"

Iirc it's literally even against the fucking Jewish religion for them to return to Israel before their whatever messianic figure appears. Israel itself is antisemitic! (To say nothing of the fact that Palestinians are a semitic people, but i guess Israeli fascists pushing them into the sea is fine)

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 102 points 4 months ago

Okay I'm not a doctor but I'm 99% sure they don't tell a person who has been in a car crash "you have four days to live" no matter what's wrong with them. Like, what, how the fuck would they know when she's going to die

Kidney failure isn't great but like... dialysis??

The only way I think she's going to die in 4 days is if someone finishes the job

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