[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

Damn that's crazy. If you really believe that why are you telling people to vote instead of telling them where to buy firearms and body armor and teaching urban guerilla military tactics?

If I genuinely believed that was about to happen it's what I would be doing tbh! shrug-outta-hecks

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 103 points 5 months ago

damn I guess I'll just have to actually commit to downloading and watching pirated TV shows and movies instead of endlessly grazing on video essays while I'm working on stuff

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's funny. If you asked any of these AI hyping effective altruists if a calculator 'understands' what numbers mean or if a video game's graphic engine 'understands' what a tree is, they'd obviously say no, but since this chunky excessive calculator's outputs are words instead of numbers or textured polygons suddenly its sapient.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 70 points 6 months ago

You do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to em' (because he will run away with it)

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cri

You just can't. There's too many of them. And they keep making more of them! When will the suffering end?

ooooooooooooooh

They should stop making games for at least a year so I can catch up.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

damn at this rate the democrats will barely have to propagandize to prime the libs to accept climate refugees being "turned back" at the border doomjak

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This is not a high effort bit, this 'youtuber' has already made a name for himself outsourcing his videos to other people writing scripts and running it through an AI model of his voice. He's almost certainly doing it as a proof of concept tech demo to sell the AI pipeline and consulting to other media agencies but yeesh

lol. lmao.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 71 points 8 months ago

"White man bad game" and its the Bioshock game where the group of black revolutionaries turn into a pillaging horde as soon as they lose their single authority figure so you are obliged to shoot them in the face through the rest of the game

Later DLC would ""reveal"" that the black revolutionary leader only pretended to want to kill a child so the white main female character would grow as a person by killing her.

bioshock infinite bad

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 95 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Countdown until inaccurate AI images start appearing in American school textbooks because some shits in Texas wanted to save a few bucks on stock art

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Anti-piracy Nintendo paypigs have failed to consider how effective the wear and tear aspect of data rot is at eroding media preservation

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look at its fuckin peets.

you just know it would go flap flap flap if it waddled across a linoleum floor

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forbidden sippy (hexbear.net)

yim yum

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 64 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The site's already been infected by bots recreating previously upvoted posts with automated ghost accounts. Why not make it even worse?

We're going to have to retvrn to small forums whether we like it or not at this rate. Or we could just keep what we're doing and throw all online communication into the transient void of 🤢 into 🤢 into the transient void of Discord 🤮🤮🤮

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by laziestflagellant@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

todd NOOOOO

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

In my defense I picked up a cheap used VR headset and playing Skyrim in VR and holding all the sparkly spells in your hands is genuinely a pretty novel and magical experience

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Uploaded 15 years ago

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What the fuck is the 'authentic experience' of a chicken nugget that seitan is incapable of replicating, anyways? Also the burger patties I ate in school as a cringe baby carnist were 60% TVP soy to begin with, so if anything I'm being even more honest with my frozen slabs now

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by laziestflagellant@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Like me sadness

Please I just want to jam out a little to Undertale tracks what the hell is this

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"Pro Tiananmen Square posts get removed off of Chinese social media? No shit. Imagine if the January 6th protestors had strung up and set a bunch of the National Guard on fire and you posted saying they didn't go far enough, most places on the web would remove your posts, except maybe Elon Musk's twitter."

Pros: Any libs wanting to engage would have to either read more about the events leading up to and during the Tiananmen Square protests or admit that January 6th was a nothing event

Cons: none

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

Do they have pictures of their fallen soldiers that weren't either taken in a bombed out school for children or in front of a nazi band poster featuring the confederate flag

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no but seriously though

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I will take a moment to defend myself: I paid for Spotify because I was a power user (listening to music 4-12 hours every day while working) and also because I had the family plan so a few other family members could piggyback off of my sub.

But even saying that, I have spent way too much money on Spotify and the thought of spending any more money on it gave me the heebie jeebies., so this year I set out to put a stop to it.

I got some suggestions here for how to rip my Spotify playlists, but I eventually went with Spytify as opposed to anything that hooked into the Spotify API, just to make sure I wouldn't do anything that would get my normie family members' accounts banned. It has some issues such as incorrectly determining song duration and cutting some songs off, and the fact that you need to rip the songs by playing them in real time, but it worked "good enough" for my purposes.

I also went out and downloaded the high quality lossless music files for bands I listen to a lot, and honestly it's making me start to turn my nose up at mp3s a little lol.

I also was able to set up yt-dlp in order to download all my shitty song mashups and SiIvaGunner rips that aren't hosted anywhere else.

Just about the only thing I'll probably miss from Spotify is getting introduced to random indie bands via Discover Weekly, but hey I'll always have the web browser for that.

So that's my success story I guess. It's never too late or too early to quit subscription services comrades!

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

Damn, where are the Israel equivalent of 9/11 truthers for something like this. They already had the reveal that gov bodies knew about all the details of the attack in advance, this is like if the US released a report saying 'yeah there may have been some missiles fired into the twin towers in the confusion but it wouldn't be morally sound to investigate further.'

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 75 points 1 year ago

I'm at the point that I save a copy of any sufficiently cool image I see online (for art inspo or even if it's just something that makes me happy) since I've lost pictures into the churning froth of twitter by itself after making the mistake of looking away for an hour.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago

we are past dead internet theory. we are rapidly approaching necromorph internet theory

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