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It was absolutely bonkers watching the raddle king make false equivalencies between the terms “blacklist” and “brown-nose”.

Love seeing a tagline that spawned from a thread I was part of lol.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago

Just an absolutely sickening system we are all stuck under.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

It feels like they are calling dibs on adding something chronic to your file, even if you have known about it your whole life. Every doctor I go to still gasps at the fact that I also only have one kidney.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 58 points 3 months ago

Just purchased a house, I totally believe this is happening now.

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[-] nothx@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Better dead than paying for YouTube Red.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Cheatle

From 2019 to 2022, Cheatle served as senior director of global security at PepsiCo.[10][11]

In 2021, President Joe Biden awarded Cheatle a Presidential Rank Award for exceptional performance.[12] In August 2022, President Biden announced the appointment of Cheatle as director of the United States Secret Service,[13] and she assumed office on September 17, 2022.

Presidential Rank Award for exceptional performance in her defense of soda. Lol

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by nothx@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Someone in one of my circles just quoted the fake trump quote about republican voters being rubes... Even had the misplaced confidence to claim he said it on Howard Stern....

I just said "i though that was made up..." which led the person to actually google it and find the ~10 year old snopes article about it being fake...

My jokerfication intensifies!

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glad we are back. (hexbear.net)

Didn’t realize how integral Hexbear was in my daily scrolling until today. Missed you all.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago

The campaign promise would be to finish the job next time.

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The pivot to video. I yearn for written tech guides or automotive process with well written instructions and detailed pictures. The fact that so much of the info once found in text is now pivoting to some chucklefuck holding his iPhone in one hand while trying to show you how to do a two handed job is extremely aggravating. Don’t even get me started on the need to sift through a 25 minute long tech video because you need to find that one step that you missed.

Video is so fucking low effort and annoying.

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Peak American innovation. (web.archive.org)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by nothx@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Dudes definitely a grindset mindset crypto type, but I can’t help but respect this grift a little bit.

Bergwall’s alleged refunding operation was fairly sophisticated. When his indictment was unsealed on November 9, it revealed he’d allegedly facilitated nearly 10,000 fraudulent returns between December 2021 and April 2022, which “resulted in more than $3.5 million in lost product and sales revenue to victim-retailers.�? (More recent court filings list the total value at $5 million.) The indictment also alleged that Bergwall got high on his own supply, so to speak: He refunded a number of products for himself, including a “$41,000 Rolex President Day-Date watch, a $600 TeamGee H20 Electric Skateboard, a $350 Samsung 43-inch Smart UHD TV, and an $80 pair of Reebok shoes.�? His alleged operation, called UPSNow, was run, like most refunding operations, on Telegram, where he went by the pseudonym MXB and worked alongside a number of unindicted co-conspirators. He specialized in FTID with a powerful edge: The government claims that Bergwall hacked into five employees’ back-end accounts at “a multinational shipping, receiving, and supply chain management company�? confirmed by sources to be UPS.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

Yeah, the creator of the universe definitely doesn’t know what their intended theme was. This shit heel doing dogshit historical analysis in the OpEd section has a better understanding of the fictional universe created by someone else.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

Old people shooting gig workers is so fucking American.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

Divorce really shatters some men huh?

Most men are too fragile to handle the truth that they are a bad partner.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

It tracks that he went back to Florida.

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Finally some BALLS (hexbear.net)

Really miss the days of men in power having big balls.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 57 points 11 months ago

Fucking please… we don’t deserve something this good tho.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

Traumatizing a 10 year old kid is a great use of resources. I bet they try to claim it’s a teachable moment…

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