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@zei_squirrel, a cartoon squirrel that tweets media criticism of figures like Glenn Greenwald.
lol
things were more boring
way to tell on yourself you fucking dud! 
the day not being particularly funny for the Capitol staff and law enforcement officers
fuck PMC also ACAB
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naively looked at the front page of Mastodon, found the most cringe Ted Lasso neoliberalism lol
(hexbear.net)
'Obamacare'...Republicans hated Obama so much that they wanted to associate his name with the worst thing they could imagine: caring."
(angry Felix noises) 
its actually ideologically consistent because "Obamacare" was originally "Romneycare" (a neoliberal project in MA designed to turn patients into healthcare consumers who navigate the free market) and the GOP mostly hates Romney now lol
there is no such thing as Somali piracy, ignore the psyop
Ever since a civil war brought down Somalia's last functional government in 1991, the country's 3,330 km (2,000 miles) of coastline — the longest in continental Africa — has been pillaged by foreign vessels. A United Nations report in 2006 said that, in the absence of the country's at one time serviceable coastguard, Somali waters have become the site of an international "free for all," with fishing fleets from around the world illegally plundering Somali stocks and freezing out the country's own rudimentarily-equipped fishermen. According to another U.N. report, an estimated $300 million worth of seafood is stolen from the country's coastline each year. "In any context," says Gustavo Carvalho, a London-based researcher with Global Witness, an environmental NGO, "that is a staggering sum."
In the face of this, impoverished Somalis living by the sea have been forced over the years to defend their own fishing expeditions out of ports such as Eyl, Kismayo and Harardhere — all now considered to be pirate dens.
https://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1892376,00.html
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Neoliberalism is when you are an atomized, entrepreneurial subject, but you're still living in a mostly traditional liberal society despite having a LinkedIn page and a side hustle in the gig economy.
Neofeudalism is when you are fully transformed into smartphone app platform serf who takes initiative on a daily basis with no boss telling you what to do. But ultimately you must earn enough wealth to pay your feudal lords the yearly tax of ~~grain~~ harvested trash you found in an abandoned post industrial hellzone.
"retrofuturist aesthetic is so cool! Such an epic aesthetic choice, wow this game is awesome!" 
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heard about this on Beep Beep Lettuce podcast
These girls, blessed with the ability to fly despite being bound to wheelchairs, possessed a burning desire to catch the attention of the famous social media influencer , Lil B.
men who can fly: "I must keep this a secret from the feds"
women who can fly: "based god, hello"
With their hearts filled with hope, the Winged Wheelchair Squad set off on their adventure. They soared through the skies of Aetheria, their wings carrying them gracefully above the bustling city. People on the ground marveled at their ethereal beauty, unaware of the purpose behind their flight.
"those big booby animes gonna do a 9/11" 
Together, they proved that dreams can come true, even for those who are bound to wheelchairs with wings.
bruh what lol
these AI images are fucked, anime girls becoming one with their wheelchairs, Cronenberg horror: https://www.instagram.com/p/CxKJHy4re3f/?img_index=1
@normfinkelstein there ya go ☝️
haha
Temporarily embarrassed slave owner
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Egg harvesting bot when it smells you're ovulating: 
"Greta's octopus toy is antisemitic" - (countless writhing flesh limbs entity)
ctrl+f "workers", "working class", "proletariat" NOT FOUND 
old-fashioned Marxist-Leninist
You know who else believed that struggling with the contradictions of class society is "outdated" and not "modern"? The nazis
"Uyghur people are being GENOCIDED simply for their culture of having knifes to demonstrate their manliness (which the CIA used to agitate for terrorist attacks)"
vs
"actually US settlers were right to kill natives because they were scary and had sharp obsidian knives" :scared:
"Han Chinese are racial chauvinists" /r/politics libs, probably
the fish is probably more unhealthy because of mercury and pfas and other shit lol
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privatized_sun
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Buttigieg isn't a diversity hire, he's a CIA adjacent agent of the finance imperialism:
https://www.vogue.com/article/pete-buttigieg-interview