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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by privatized_sun@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-are-not-special-childrens-book

"Curse of The Author", December 22, 2023: In this podcast episode, I talk about a comic I did...(he talks about this recent incident of being hated on by everyone on Twitter like halfway through, and mentions the Hesse X JoCat social media harassment incident) https://www.hausofdecline.com/episodes/1/1655962

https://deadline.com/2023/03/ted-lasso-cast-to-discuss-mental-well-being-at-white-house-president-first-lady-1235304222/

You can be anything you want!...As long as you are a soy uwu smol bean who stays delusionally positive despite living in hellworld where having skills (lol Obama neoliberals) or natural talents is required to not be homeless and dying in the streets

(Kamala Harris voice) "You will be special and have some value to the market to extract, or you will perish" :kamala-gun:

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[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That Ted Lasso shit deadass sounds like "You will make the line go up regardless of what lies you have to tell yourself to be able to sleep at night and still PRODOOCE in the morning" to me. More settler whip-cracking with a sleeve of velvet to cover the iron of their hand, and a smile to hide the gleam of their filed teeth.

"But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the Negro but pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives; they lure the Negro, and as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the "smiling" fox."

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I really don't care much for this Ted Lasso guy

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago
[-] blight@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago
[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

It's a Christmas miracle!

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Our favorite poster has returned!

praise-it black-mold-futures

[-] RonPaulyShore@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

The King is back.

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Love you comrade but we really don't need to use channer terms like "soy" to describe things

[-] fox@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I don't think bmf cares about or even reads tone critique given how they keep getting iced for sectarianism every few months

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

That much is probably true, but it's kind of wild how hexbear claims not to be ableist and then takes such a massively condescending tone to someone seemingly for their writing being so colored by their neurodivergence. You aren't, to be clear, but it's most of the thread every time.

Idk, a huge amount of the website is an inch away from saying they just openly despise ASD (etc.) people who don't conform to a very . . . particular idea of what that means.

I expect most users who recognize my username at this point will tell me to go fuck myself for saying that, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I dont like bmf because he made fun of trans people and autisric folks like 4 accounts back and i refuse to forget

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Then give him shit for that. I'm not saying you need to like him.

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I give him shit every time he posts after his previous account gets nuked for being sectarian or whatever

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Bmf redscare fan confirmed

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

soy-cutie soypoint-1 ron-soy soypoint-2 soy-chill

true but please don't get rid of these emojis, they're absolute gems

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

BMF is back...? inshallah

Death to America

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I feel like the more BMF makes sense, the more of a hellworld we're in.

[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You are not special and You CAN be anything you want to be, and that includes someone who destroys global capitalism. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I read likr 4 words and then i stopped because youre moldy and i do not enjoy your content

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago
[-] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You know I was just thinking earlier today that we haven't had a good BMF post in a while and was thinking of doing a parody one to fill some time and space on this site.

(Kamala Harris voice) "You will be special and have some value to the market to extract, or you will perish" :kamala-gun:

But there was no way I could top this. Solid 10/10 BMF, just perfect. Than you so much for this.

[-] davel@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

A pseudo-event where actors—known solely for doing bits—reprise their roles with the Leader of the Free World brainworms

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

I love you and I want to have your babies

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

bmf AMA when

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