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This is John Henry Brandon, your President. There are some things we should talk about. (xcancel.com)
submitted 4 months ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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they really hired a team of writers to become Brandon while he gets over "long covid". what the fuck

what if he's already dead and they prop him up and use AI to make his face move on video like a grotesque present-day Weekend at Bernie's? i would vote for that

VP Kamala Harris to BET Awards: "I'm Out Here In These Streets," "These Extremists, They Not Like Us" by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!

JUST IN: Hunter Biden convicted on all 3 charges at federal gun trial by regularassbitch in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

trump and hunter biden buddy comedy where they end up in the same cell and have to square away their differences to face their biggest problem: the fact that nobody put money on their books

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NEW YOUNG SHELDON SPINOFF!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (www.youtube.com)
submitted 5 months ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
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god is so good... this is what it's all about folks. they even got will sasso to come back! sheldonites and big bangers are feasting

lmao Lemmy "Preemptively block the biggest queer instance" Dot World has adopted a pride logo by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago

the white border around it is actually a symbol for the cracker mindshield they employed when they blocked us

Feeding chicken feces to cattle may be behind bird flu outbreak in US by regularassbitch in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago

this is an amazing opportunity for everyone to simply stop eating meat

Shoutout to all the white people on the site. All the hate you have received is being countered in exact&equal opposite by the mass of love I'm sending you via these words and DMs once I work up the.. by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

yeah, you know what, shoutout to white people

Rest in Peace/Piss Melina Memorial Service/Dance Party by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

they were too pure for this f*cked up world...

Bought a Nintendo switch, without a doubt the worst purchase decision I have ever made by regularassbitch in c/games@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

i'm sorry your life is like dark souls

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you actually have to "wear a diaper" and "cry while shitting" to learn how to be an adult baby. not all knowledge comes from kink posts, and you can learn a lot from changing yourself at mcdonalds (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Now that the Anti Union comm is gone can FakeNews get removed? by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
oh COME ON by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

hamas has set up multiple murals purely to deceive innocent israeli children into thinking they are entrances to the massive underground tunnel network connecting hospitals to acme bomb factories. children are dying and nobody is doing anything.

Southwest Washington police sergeant died of on-the-job fentanyl overdose, medical examiner says by regularassbitch in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

literally the strongest cop who formerly lived

Our boy Jorbin Preston is lookin.....well, like something.... by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

gmod reaction image ass face. skibidi toilet ass face

i stand in a graveyard of my own making and feel naught but catharsis by regularassbitch in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

thank you for fucking on these goobers

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yeah i read theory (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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why are people paying to get their dick rated? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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it is incredibly baffling to me. like if i'm sending a picture of my little bone to someone asking for a rating, the last thing i want to do is include money with the request. it taints the sanctity of the rating process by artificially inflating your score. i don't want someone saying i have an 8/10 dick when it's really a 4 or 5. it's insanity

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what are your favorite account names on this site? (don't name yourself) (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by regularassbitch@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I think my favorite is farter. it does so much in just 6 letters.

gimmicks attached to names work too, like neera_tanden. she is very funny

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