gotta get one of the trademark JP suits too, they are the most manly clothes a boy could wear

microfiber cloth + alcohol makes me think glasses

In my current living setup I don't need to carry keys most of the time, but I always used my keys to open boxes in the past. So I picked up a clever little AliExpress "titanium" "8 in 1 crowbar" that has a wide, flat, unsharpened edge (so hopefully no airport problems), integrated bottle opener, one corner shaped like a phillips screwdriver, etc. Everything I would want most of the time from a folding multitool in the space of a key.

Also a tiny pair of tweezers and a decidedly untactical little pen. I'm auditioning USB-rechargeable keyring flashlights.

During the 11/11 sale I picked up a SOG PowerLitre folding tool to keep in my backpack. It looks chuddy as fuck with its skull-in-a-beret logo but I bought it based 100% on the corkscrew implementation. It's the only multitool corkscrew I've seen with a bottle-lip knee on the opposite side for compound leverage like a waiter's corkscrew (that is to say, it's the only multitool corkscrew I've seen that is worth a damn). Gotta be able to get my wine on at a moment's notice

a real 'bad guys in Avatar' aesthetic

they don't load in-line for me but I can right-click "open video in new tab" for xcancel videos to play them (in Firefox)

your glasses prescription is off

what a way to find out

I always wonder about the absolute privation that must have been behind the research and development of that bury/hang procedure. imagine the trial and error

dad caught one of these fucking sharks again in his open-top rowboat in some of the most insanely dangerous waters in the world so we're fucking going to figure out how to fucking eat it

just let all those soldiers go instantly unemployed

this is exactly what all western governments would do though

hezbollah do something funny, strike a blow for humanity in more ways than one

huh it's almost like this was the scam all along and winning was at best secondary