These hitscan mfers suck at aiming they need to go Junkrat or Pharah.
This is just the Marlboro points system but worse because you don't get a really cool jacket or a nice duffelbag
A billionaire who both inherited his family fortune and also got tons of startup capital from the municipality of NYC, so he could speculate on the city's real estate, who became president, orders hamburgers from billion dollar tech company that charges $30 for a $5 sandwich, the hamburgers being made by another billion dollar company that gets most of its return from real estate speculation, not making hamburgers, delivered by a grandma who can't afford to live past retirement unless she hand-delivers fast food until she dies, recorded by a news network as a commercial for the food delivery company and the burger restaurant, the news company owned by a billionaire Australian who tried to monopolize US news and turn it into reality tv, the president having had his own long-running reality tv show, staging this encounter with a normal worker as if this is something they do, as if anyone can just walk up to the white house and drop off food, going through the motions of this charade regardless, because a billion dollar consulting firm told them it's what people like, while the president explains why he didn't post an AI image of himself as Jesus Christ, in response to a flame war with the Pope, because the Pope quoted the Bible, surrounded by gold-painted plaster greeble, and gold letters labeling the building that everyone knows they're in, to make it look more like a gaudy Miami golf resort that the president owns.

>Warehouse Luigi
Paper Mario

They're dumping petty stuff on the defense, eating up all their time and resources, while holding back the main evidence. They'll present the main evidence at the prelim hearing on April 17. That gives the defense a little over two weeks to get through 20,000 files and prepare for the actual ballistics and DNA evidence given during the hearing. It's a weird thing to do if your case is as airtight as this should be.
Oh, hey, look at this:
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/03/30/washington-county-sheriff-nate/
Washington County Sheriff Nate Brooksby resigned and announced his retirement on Friday, ending an over 30-year career in law enforcement, according to the Washington County Attorney’s Office. Brooksby’s resignation comes after the county received complaints “from individuals who were concerned with operations at the sheriff’s office,” Deputy County Attorney Courtney Sinagra told The Tribune.
I'm gonna guess someone fucked up, likely because of political pressure from above, and the main evidence is now messed up. They're trying to ratfuck the defense and get away with only using sad tweets to convict.
The alleged reason is that she wanted to create an aspirational character for her sons while she was struggling with poverty as a waitress in the early 90s. Harry is special because he's mommy's special little boy who finds out mommy was rich all along. Everyone likes him except for the people who are bad. He lives out some predefined trajectory, created by mommy's love, where he doesn't really do anything but exist and be a special little boy. He worries briefly that he may be a bad guy due to being so special and famous but then is reassured by everyone that he can't be a bad guy because he's special and famous. Then he lives happily ever after after not doing anything (except being special) to kill the bad guy. Once the bad guys are gone then nobody dislikes him anymore and his fame can reign unchecked.
At best she was a deeply misguided striver who was trying to turn her kids into the same hollow strivers most "pick me" poors are. At worst she was actually writing a MKULTRA program to create the next great tyrant.
If I were a hacker a DC bar full of drunk congressional aides placing bets on their unprotected phones and the bar's lowest bidder ass touch screen computers would be a magical opportunity.
Getting kicked out of a bar for the fifth time this month and realizing there is a vast network of underground activists tracking me every time I want to drink
Classic cop move to pull a gun and mag dump into a corpse so it looks like a firefight rather than an execution.
Affirmative action but for white morons.
Did Kash announce he was going to be there or was this written like 10 mins before the deed? FBI heads don't usually attend these things and it's weird the guy knew Kash was going to be there.
Even CSPAN pointed out how weird it is that he got invited (before the event): https://nitter.net/liz_churchill10/status/2048197834093011305#m