Solar panels and a vasectomy

I think he know Trump is going to help Russia in every way possible, so he might as well let Ukraine get since more serious hits in now while they can

shrugs in Firefox

Cloud passes in front of the sun, Trump calls 'election interference'

Trump drops his hamburger on the floor, calls 'election interference'

It's Thursday, Trump calls 'election interference'

The only thing that will stop kids making finger guns is more good kids with finger guns.

I meaaaan, while I did join Lemmy because I was sick of reddit the company's greedy decisions, I do miss the amount of users and content it has/generates. If reddit joining the fediverse meant they couldn't dictate what app I use to view their posts, I probably would enjoy being able to browse their content again.

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

I'm gonna guess the original version of this joke said "crashed" instead of "fell over", cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

How about "it's easier then shaving everyday"?

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

Outrage

We know. Twitter had every right to perform this dick move. They did nothing technically wrong, in acting shitty to one of their users.