[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago

"We only broke into your house and stole your shit, we didn't stab you in your sleep. You're welcome. "

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 15 points 14 hours ago

So the succubi creates a session with no scheduling conflicts, wow that would be hard to resist.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

The good ol' days, where men were men, and women... needed chainsaws during childbirth.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

When you're prairie dogging it but there's no bathroom around, so you suck it back up.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago

That'll surely help with climate change and the yearly forest fire season!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 94 points 3 weeks ago

Tips fedora

M'property

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Looking for the most privacy respecting baby monitor available. Doesn't have to be overly complicated, just the ability to watch a video feed from an app on my phone. It's a must have from the wife, so trying to find the best option and accepting some losses in privacy is likely necessary.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 76 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think fewer of people when they misuse words. Their not that hard too tail a part.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca to c/cat@lemmy.world

A cute video I saw from the perspective of a cat living its best life.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 86 points 10 months ago

Because you keep putting stuff inside your mouth.

It's a tough world out there, got to pay those bills somehow.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 82 points 10 months ago

Young me: what the heck is a beheading?

Oh...

The early internet was a wild place.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

So I've realized that in conversations I'll use traditional terms for men as general terms for all genders, both singularly and for groups. I always mean it well, but I've been thinking that it's not as inclusive to women/trans people.

For example I would say:

"What's up guys?" "How's it going man?" "Good job, my dude!” etc.

Replacing these terms with person, people, etc sounds awkward. Y'all works but sounds very southern US (nowhere near where I am located) so it sounds out of place.

So what are some better options?

Edit: thanks for all the answers peoples, I appreciate the honest ones and some of the funny ones.

The simplest approach is to just drop the usage of guys, man, etc. Folks for groups and mate for singular appeal to me when I do want to add one in between friends.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 year ago

Wholesome Satan wanting the best for people.

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I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.

I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.

Thanks in advance.

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I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed locally as we update expenses once or twice a month, and would prefer FOSS to have control over our data.

I thought of having a Spreadsheet that is synced using syncthing between my computer and her phone. This seems simple on my end, but I worry that it would be more complicated for my partner as they primarily would use this on their iphone. Currently on splitwise you can add expenses with only a couple button presses.

Thanks in advance.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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I'm looking for an app to help learn the basics of language similar to Duolingo. Something to become conversational to get started.

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[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 years ago

I can cook minute rice is 56 seconds.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca to c/fdroid@lemmy.ml

As the title says, is there a good mobile alternative for excel on fdroid? I found libreoffice but it hasn't worked so far with any spreadsheet I've tried opening.

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