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[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 106 points 4 months ago
[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it's the top one

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

A miserable little pile of secrets!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 4 months ago

I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor's backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.

Edit: here's a screenshot from the documentary

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

That kid was a prodigy. Landed that nuke softer than that jet blue with the sideways landing gear.

[-] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Why not both?

[-] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 months ago

Why is only one username censored?

[-] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 9 points 4 months ago

He ain't gonna dox himself innit?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure the others are enough to find the original thread.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 4 months ago

The text alone is enough to find the original thread.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 21 points 4 months ago

The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat to much you get veeery fat (very fat) The coconut nut is a delicious nut,
But most of all it's not a nut!

It's the cocofruit (it's the cocofruit)
From the cocotree (from the cocotree)
From the cocopalm family! (Ayayayayay)

[-] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I made up a tune to go with this as I read 😂

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago
[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I enjoyed that muchly

[-] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Haahaha! That's totally different than what played in my head, but just as fun!

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

bro I love that song

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 months ago

Sperm is stored in the coconut

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

wel it has endosperm that is indeed located inside the coconut so i guess you're not wrong

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 months ago

Mmm, yummy endosperm.

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

so were drinking the coconut's seed? that's...that's disgusting. I'm never drinking coconut "milk" again

imma go drink some coconut seed

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

It's like man milk I guess

[-] larcohex@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sigh, what’s the definition of milk?

Edit:

  1. A whitish liquid containing proteins, fats, lactose, and various vitamins and minerals that is produced by the mammary glands of all mature female mammals after they have given birth and serves as nourishment for their young. 
  1. The milk of cows, goats, or other animals, used as food by humans. 
  1. Any of various potable liquids resembling milk, such as coconut milk or soymilk.

It mentions coconut milk specifically

(/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

A warm, white and creamy liquid.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

But coconut milk is made by crushing the coconut meat and mixing it with coconut water. Coconuts don't make milk, they make water. Humans crush coconuts and call it milk.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

That sounds like juice with fine pulp

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

But if you asked for milk and they gave you anything made from a plant, you'd be right to reject it

Milk with no qualifiers is cow juice

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Two words:

Coconut nipples

[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I don't know if "give" is a fair word to use there, lol

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

If you open up some other kind of animal, you also find liquid in it, it's just more red.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 4 months ago

No, in nature the mothers do "give" the milk to their young. Misuse of "give" when referring to dairy cows, however, is common.

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

bro they mean you gotta crack into the coconut.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Ok, seems like I misinterpreted it.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

squeaks when I cut into it with a knife

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

According to Christopher Lee, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago
[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hey, I am entirely not trying to be an ass, but in situations like what just happened there, here is what I usually do:

Christoper ~~Walken~~ Lee (EDIT: Derp)

Something like that is what I try to do when I make a silly error, but want to showcase that I made the error, and then also accepted and made the correction.

That way, if somebody in the future, who reads only the edited version of the comment/post/thread sees it, they can understand that perhaps other comment chains based off of the initial error are not non sequiturs.

It also shows that you are humble and admit a mistake, and make a correction, which imo, are good things to showcase... as opposed to doing a 'stealth edit', which leaves no obvious signs of what the original comment was, in the comment itself.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Christopher Lee.

That's much better, thanks for the tip!

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, Walken can tell you about how to smuggle a watch, though.

[-] Lorax@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Milky Joe has returned!

[-] CuddlesMcBubblefun@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Tree Hampsters!

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Has hair, has milk (sort of), yes. But, it isn't mamal. It doesn't maintain an internal body temperature through endothermy.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

Depends if it started to ferment....

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

science rules!

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

!taneggs@lemmy.ca

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Semantics are to reasoning what puns are to comedy.

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
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