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[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 106 points 3 weeks ago
[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it's the top one

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

A miserable little pile of secrets!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor's backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.

Edit: here's a screenshot from the documentary

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

That kid was a prodigy. Landed that nuke softer than that jet blue with the sideways landing gear.

[-] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both?

[-] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 weeks ago

Why is only one username censored?

[-] FuCensorship@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

He ain't gonna dox himself innit?

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure the others are enough to find the original thread.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 3 weeks ago

The text alone is enough to find the original thread.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago

The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat to much you get veeery fat (very fat) The coconut nut is a delicious nut,
But most of all it's not a nut!

It's the cocofruit (it's the cocofruit)
From the cocotree (from the cocotree)
From the cocopalm family! (Ayayayayay)

[-] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I made up a tune to go with this as I read 😂

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I enjoyed that muchly

[-] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Haahaha! That's totally different than what played in my head, but just as fun!

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

bro I love that song

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

Sperm is stored in the coconut

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

wel it has endosperm that is indeed located inside the coconut so i guess you're not wrong

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Mmm, yummy endosperm.

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

so were drinking the coconut's seed? that's...that's disgusting. I'm never drinking coconut "milk" again

imma go drink some coconut seed

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's like man milk I guess

[-] larcohex@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sigh, what’s the definition of milk?

Edit:

  1. A whitish liquid containing proteins, fats, lactose, and various vitamins and minerals that is produced by the mammary glands of all mature female mammals after they have given birth and serves as nourishment for their young. 
  1. The milk of cows, goats, or other animals, used as food by humans. 
  1. Any of various potable liquids resembling milk, such as coconut milk or soymilk.

It mentions coconut milk specifically

(/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

A warm, white and creamy liquid.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

But coconut milk is made by crushing the coconut meat and mixing it with coconut water. Coconuts don't make milk, they make water. Humans crush coconuts and call it milk.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds like juice with fine pulp

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

But if you asked for milk and they gave you anything made from a plant, you'd be right to reject it

Milk with no qualifiers is cow juice

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Two words:

Coconut nipples

[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know if "give" is a fair word to use there, lol

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

If you open up some other kind of animal, you also find liquid in it, it's just more red.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 weeks ago

No, in nature the mothers do "give" the milk to their young. Misuse of "give" when referring to dairy cows, however, is common.

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

bro they mean you gotta crack into the coconut.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, seems like I misinterpreted it.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago

squeaks when I cut into it with a knife

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

According to Christopher Lee, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hey, I am entirely not trying to be an ass, but in situations like what just happened there, here is what I usually do:

Christoper ~~Walken~~ Lee (EDIT: Derp)

Something like that is what I try to do when I make a silly error, but want to showcase that I made the error, and then also accepted and made the correction.

That way, if somebody in the future, who reads only the edited version of the comment/post/thread sees it, they can understand that perhaps other comment chains based off of the initial error are not non sequiturs.

It also shows that you are humble and admit a mistake, and make a correction, which imo, are good things to showcase... as opposed to doing a 'stealth edit', which leaves no obvious signs of what the original comment was, in the comment itself.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Christopher Lee.

That's much better, thanks for the tip!

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, Walken can tell you about how to smuggle a watch, though.

[-] Lorax@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Milky Joe has returned!

[-] CuddlesMcBubblefun@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Tree Hampsters!

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Has hair, has milk (sort of), yes. But, it isn't mamal. It doesn't maintain an internal body temperature through endothermy.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Depends if it started to ferment....

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

science rules!

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

!taneggs@lemmy.ca

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Semantics are to reasoning what puns are to comedy.

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
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