[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 45 points 6 days ago

Fuck that fucking fuck.

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.

Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they're attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks "Is Butterbean okay?"

I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it's perfect.

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Seriously, so goddamn creepy. You know the two of them called their underage girls mysteries/riddles/etc.

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"And then, I forgot to write down the directions so I had to go to pedo island to get them again."

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Please, please, this is supposed to be a happy presidency!

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

The plague? RFK has been on the job half a year and the plague is already back?

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 weeks ago

Jesus, this person wrote a whole article based on their impression of a stage managed photo op? Really?

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 weeks ago

Conservatives: Local government knows best, unless we don't agree!

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

But I understand how a TypeScript or Java dev could think that the difference between 1 and 4 bytes is negligible.

Shots fired.

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Perfection

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I saw a post on an asylum offer which is related but this peace broker offer cracked me up, figured I'd share. Sorry if it's too similar to the other one!

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For those out of the loop, Elon just accused trump of not releasing the Epstein files because trump is implicated. Which, obviously but Elon is a voice to which magaworld listens.

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"He's lying down, time to claim him as mine, again!"

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

Ha, had the exact same "huh, wait what?" Moment.

If we want to recruit and maintain the best while underpaying them and reducing physical overhead, remote work seems ideal.

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

All you have to do is make the best action movie of the 21st century and boom, franchise revived!

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Love to see it (lemmy.ca)
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Except Polievre doesn't have the warmth or compassion of a terminator.

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[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago

Hmmmm, do we want to be closer with crazytown or basically reasonable people? I'm torn!

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 58 points 3 months ago

This has been tried and repealed in a lot of other places. If memory serves, it also led to a significant increase in homicides. (If there's no difference between robbery and murder, there is no incentive to leave witnesses.)

And Trailer Park Boys notwithstanding, it's not like the usual addict criminal is really thinking "well, I'll only get a couple years, no biggie" before committing a crime.

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 months ago

I haven't read it (may try to) but I've been pretty impressed by the way he describes the importance of harnessing markets to address climate change. (I'm of much the same opinion, markets are amazing but require government to address imbalances/incentives and straight up market failures like public goods etc.)

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[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 months ago

No. There's no telling what comes after these 4 years. The US has proven that they aren't an ally worth relying on, we should look to more reliable partners and building them up and vice versa. Any concession or help offered by the next administration isn't worth the paper it's written on (just look at trump ripping up his own trade agreement for this nonsense.)

We need allies not a neighbour that on a whim might try to throw us into a recession.

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