America sounds more horrific every time I hear about it
accidentally
Right.
I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you're smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.
Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.
Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time
I'm in a Magic: The Gathering card."
10/10
Competing early humans (neanderthals, etc.) would be my guess. I've also heard it makes us not want to go near corpses.
We're big enough that troll farms think we're relevant! We did it, Lemmy!
Jailbroke iPhones for $20 a pop in highschool. Blew it all on fireworks.
Flipped broken consoles before the market got too saturated to profit. Blew it all on video games.
Currently breeding fish. Blowing it all on more fish.
I'm bad at saving money.
Thanks.
Trust me, we've all mentioned it to him. He's convinced nobody likes him because he's a conservative.
Imagine the most technologically advanced thing you've ever seen is an AM radio that exclusively plays the national anthem, and suddenly you're being hunted by silent sky robots. I'm surprised they haven't all surrendered yet.