Wait until his wife leaves him for a horse...
Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.
This explains why horses have so many horsepower nowadays...
They're on so much junk they can do the work of eight horses!
I've read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.
If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.
Horse meat
Poor Boxer worked so hard on the farm, only to end up as meat and glue.
What if I want to whip the llama's ass though?
You'll need to get WinAmp installed then my friend.
I hear horse shampoo is amazing and horse joint lotions actually work
They taste good, too.
Can confirm, horse shampoo is incredible.
I lost real vs troll a long time ago in this thread and I'm pretty ok with it
And I'm constantly fighting the urge to break into a gallop.
I headbutted a guy for a carrot the other day. I don't know what came over me.
"You see, Mrs Simpson, some elephants are just jerks."
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