I had the hood of a car come down on the back of my head when I was taking out an alternator.

I saw all kinds of new colors!

Grilled pineapple is good on its own, the burger is garnish.

School shootings aren't real, they're just made up by the woke liberal media to push the gay agenda and make kids shit in litter boxes.

(/s, just in case...)

So no one is going to by my Gretokens...?

(/s, just in case)

The right's gotta stick to the rhetoric, though...

"They're only peaceful because they're afraid of the military! If them Army boys weren't there it'd be chaos!"

I'm an 80's/90's BASIC bitch, so I'm still irrelevant!

Encrypted traffic and VPN use will be the next thing that flags you as a pirate and triggers a bigger search...

Good luck!

"Have you tried [holistic bullshit]? It worked great for my [barely an acquaintance] who had [unrelated issues]!"

Isn't the point of the congestion fee to relieve congestion? Each person that says "this fee is stupid & I'm not paying" is one less vehicle in the area.

Sounds like a win.

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?

Suck my dick and balls. I'm shit posting on Lemmy!

And this post will be exhibit A in the divorce proceedings