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[-] vpol@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago

And average IQ will increase. It’s a win-win situation.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Not the country you deport them to. Lol

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Just deport them to Israel. They seem to be quite enamored with it anyway.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I can’t imagine that working out great for Gazans. Maybe Russia?

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Out the airlock, maybe?

Shit sorry this is turning into a Heinlein trope

[-] vpol@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

Just find the country with even more stupid people.

[-] neatchee@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Error 404: Country not found

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

There isn’t one.

[-] youpie@lemmy.emphisia.nl 0 points 2 months ago

I thought it was established that IQ is a racist and flawed way to measure intelligence. But now that you can use it to hate on others, it is suddenly ok to use.

[-] speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Fuck that shit. We don’t want your garbage. That country has already shit on us enough for generations.

[-] lady_maria@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I second the suggestion to give them to Israel.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Same for drunk driving if you took the keys from everyone in a Ram 2500, and the overlap is significant.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

Don't forget CyberDumpsters.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

They seem to like Israel, maybe that would be a nice place for them ..

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Send them over to Russia please.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

Straight to the front lines, where Ukrainian soldiers can put them out of everybody's misery.

[-] durably465@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Please keep your domestic problems.

Keep your mass shooting, keep your pedolover, keep your exceptionalism.

The world is a way better place without your crazynes

[-] X@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

Put cecot to good use. I’ve been calling for their deportation for a while now.

[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And you would have less pedophiles

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I've started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0

/s

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, he'll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.

[-] muxika@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Promote vim and you'll get similar results. If you can't :wq, then you can't screw anything up.

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everyone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago

Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

standing beside the server nobody can log into "...sarcasm?"

[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Not only would we get lower crime we’d get better food and beer

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Please don't send your worst.

[-] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What does "statistically" mean to you?

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My source is I made it the fuck up!

[-] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

51% more space on that commute to work!

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago

Idk, with 55% of the population gone....the market plummet would happen and you'd be in the worst great depression Eva Eva eva.

But dont let me ruin your fantasy!

[-] innermachine@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

We would also rid ourselves of the biggest social security and welfare leeches in the country so there's that lol. Don't forget we all pay for MAGAs stupidity in one way or another it's a shared burden

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago
[-] innermachine@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

According to USDA 37% of SNAP receipts are white and tend to be in red states so one could make an assumption or two. Of course hard to say for sure without voter data, so impossible to prove any of my incoherent ramblings. Take with grain of salt

[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

White Americans are a larger share of the population, so the math has to reflect that. Context matters. And if we’re discussing support for low-income Americans, include all major programs: SNAP, Medicaid, TANF, housing assistance....not just selective data points.

This isn’t about Trumpty dumpty. It’s about getting the numbers right.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am reasonably confident that you can explain Trump's 2020 election loss by way of the disproportionate number of COVID casualties and deaths in Red areas vs Blue areas.

Basically, if Trump/MAGA had actually responded to COVID sensibly, as sensibly as Blue areas did, on average, accounting for population density...

Trump would have actually won.

But so many MAGA voters died or were disabled from voting, by COVID, that they instead lost, and then further went nuts, and didn't believe it, and attempted an insurrection.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trump won in '24 because of inflation. It's that simple. People hated the economy under Biden and walked to 'go back' to the Trump years when things were better.

And Harris didn't basically told voters the economy is great let's not change a thing... and most people who weren't die hard liberal/leftists were disgusted by that because they saw prices going up and their wages staying the same.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Prices going up and wages staying the same?

The same way it's been for more than a decade?

And this is the basis that people used to justify voting for Trump?

People really are fucking stupid, aren't they?

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 0 points 2 months ago

A decade? The last time the minimum wage increased was nearly 20 years ago.

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Technically they did say “more than a decade”

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today -1 points 2 months ago

Bullshit. Trump won because he, Musk, and Putin rigged the election, then MAGA comedy act of Schmuck & Jeffries betrayed AMERICA, and let them get away with it, and EVERYBODY knows it.

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