I wrote a program (not a virus) on my computer. Windows deleted the exe immediately after I compiled it because it was "an unverified application from an unknown source".
It didn't bother deleting the batch script I downloaded from an email that would delete all files if run. Apparently that one was fine.
Well that script was ran on enough other computers, so the magic algorithm decided if everyone else ran it, it must be fine.
What language was it written in? I read that Microsoft Defender likes to flag the baked-in runtime of some languages as malware because they commonly shows up in actual nalware.
C#. The language made by Microsoft.
That is incredibly ironic.
It relies on the .NET runtime already existing on the system, so it can't even be excused as a false positive mistaking an embedded language runtime as malware.
The script was from a verified source.
My mom is a verified source too, but that doesn't mean I should be trusted not to break your PC...
(By which I mean formatting the disc and installing Mint. The data loss is your fault, really, for not having backups.)
I can tell this meme is old because windows does the same shit MacOS does now and has been since at least Windows 10
Nah I use both pretty regularly and I'm fairly sure macOS still makes you do the "nope sorry, press ok, go into system settings, security panel, become admin and click trust this unknown publisher" thing
Windows still just does the same safescreen thing they've been doing for ages now: "windows stopped this unknown thing from running, wanna run it anyway?"
Actually worse - you don’t do it in the system settings anymore. You have to run a terminal command to dequarantine it. On windows you just have to click see more and accept the risk (or similar). Mac made it way more painful with no prompt to even show you how to do it - and it sort of acts like the app is broken rather than telling you it’s even a security protection.
Nah I use both pretty regularly and I'm fairly sure macOS still makes you do the "nope sorry, press ok, go into system settings, security panel, become admin and click trust this unknown publisher" thing
Just like I have to go into windows defender settings and add exclusions (trust) to anything it deems suspicious
sudo apt-get install your_mom
I tried running it on your_mom and it threw up an error: "No space left on disk."
I'm going to mount your_mom on my /
WINDOWS PROTECTED YOUR COMPUTER 🍑
We have detected 🍆 and unverified app attempting to run on ~~our~~ your device and stopped it.
you are being protected, please don't resist.
Satya Nadella: "Whether the users like it or not, I'm going to protect them."
Linux: Go ahead and break the system, I don't care lol
rm -rf /
Go vroooooooooooom
--no-preserve-root
I have no problem running apps from friends or myself on my macs?
Shh, don’t stop them when they’re acting superior
The way macOS handles it is literally just exactly how Linux handles it. Makes sense considering macOS is certified UNIX and Linux is technically a re-implementation of UNIX.
This meme is conflating iOS and macOS as the same thing, which they certainly are not.
Yeah, I remember when I tried to run an app on Linux, and it popped up and said: "Oops, the developer of this app you downloaded from the web hasn't paid $100/year ~~in protection money~~ for verification. Guess you'll have to navigate into your settings and allow running unverified apps for no reason which normal users with poor tech literacy will find burdensome or scary (and have to look up if and how they can do this, because the only options presented on the popup are 'Move to Trash' or 'Cancel')."
You don't have to defend Apple's obvious protection racket grift.
Damn, maybe some people don't know that none of this is hyperbole – or just really love denying reality and slurping down the dick of their favorite multitrillion-dollar corporation's OS. You cannot claim it's "just like Linux" when Apple steps in as a middleman to extort developers out of money. Below is what happens to your app when you don't pay Apple a ransom of $99/year (that's $100 for all intents and purposes, and I'm going to call it as much instead of playing along with the old-as-dirt '99' psychological trick).
It's not. They both expose a POSIX API and userspace, but the underlying architecture is very different. macOS is in part based on the Mach microkernel, and creating a process has a bunch of work related to that.
Even ignoring that difference, macOS has built-in signature checking that suspends a newly-started process the first time its executable is seen.
Well…
If you want to run a desktop app you need to have it signed or jump through a few minor hoops to grant it permission. (Go to system settings, authenticate, allow it, then right-click and select “Open”)
But it’s not like it’s impossible.
Most proper on here don’t know the difference between MacOS and iOS, which makes them actually like the caricature of Apple users they mock.
"Can I delete root directory, please 🥺🥺?"
"Of course 👍"
Me: "Do the thing."
OS: "no."
Me: "Fuck you. Sudo do the thing."
OS: "yes sir. Right away sir."
That is the way it should be.
Back when I was a linux noob I uninstalled python since I had some package issues. Lol, lmao even
And you learned an important lesson that day.
That was the moment I understood Linux yielded the user with great power and great responsibility. I instantly fell in love and have been distro hopping ever since
This is so dumb. Of course you can run an app coded by your friend. Either your friend can pay $100 a year to notarize their app, or you can pay $100 a year to run his app as a developer. Couldn’t be easier.
Edit: apparently I need to add /s. I figured this was a stupid enough take that it was obvious.
Either way, somebody pays Apple $10} a year. After paying them the equivalent of a kidney for the hardware. No thanks.
At least it’s just a $100 on Windows you pay $800 a year to the certification mafia to get your code signed and get rid of the warning.
Windows itself is a virus
I think thatsthejoke.jpg
I've never used a Mac, can you not just write your own app and run it?
I do that on windows all the time.
You can run what ever you want, it doesn’t stop you outright, it just asks you a bunch of times and makes you jump through some hoops if the program isn’t from a verified source. It’s annoying for someone who knows what they’re doing, but arguably a good backstop to keep someone clueless from running something hostile. It’s a complicated enough process that someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing won’t be able to run it.
Arguably it’s overkill and them trying to force users to stay in their closed “verified” garden, but it’s not totally unjustified.
You can. You can also install other package managers like brew.
IT professional here with 20+ years work experience. Not once have I ever met another tech that liked Apple. Personally, I despise them. Unintuitive locked down garbage that can't do anything a PC can't do for half the price. And yes, I have seen viruses on Macs.
They're just really good at advertising to people who don't understand technology.
Maybe 10-20 years ago. Today macs are great machines, especially for the price.
The main thing Apple has going for them is their UI/UX is great for the average person, and all of their products just work with each other.
But yeah, from a sysadmin point of view it's garbage.
i run custom apps on my mac all the time. i write some of them.
The elusive hacker known as 4chan!
By default windows does block unverified binaries. It's pretty annoying. You have to click more info and then run anyway:
Remember when people thought you couldn't get viruses on macOS? I even knew some people who thought you couldn't get a virus on Linux
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