[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won't be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

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I've been playing the Guardians of the Galaxy game lately, and after realizing how similar Lae'zel and Gamora are, I know I have to reinstall BG3 for a Guardians playthrough.

STARRING...

  • Tav as Petyr O'Quill, a.k.a. BARD-LORD - Half-elf, dual crossbows, high Cha/low Int. Torn between Lore for Cutting Words, or Swords for more pew pew.
  • Lae'zel as Gamora, the deadliest woman in the ~~galaxy~~ Sword Coast - All I really need here is modding her an emo haircut.
  • Astarion as Rocket - They're both foul-mouthed and quick to anger. Their backstories actually have a lot of thematic similarity, being twisted into someone else's weapon. Probably a Sorc to accommodate Rocket's love of explosions, unless the Artificer mod is any good. Could have Shovel as a stand-in for Groot? I may try to mod him into a gnome so that he too is small and adorable.

AND MAYBE...?

That leaves one party slot, which I see going one of two ways:

  • Karlach/Minsc as Drax the Destroyer - Big, gullible, excitable, destroys stuff.
  • Minthara as Nebula - I feel like she'd have the same vibe in a good party. Dragging her around with the misfits I'm turning into begrudging heroes might make for great banter.

Suggestions on builds/mods/things to do for maximum chaos and therefor fun? Stories of your own weird themed parties? Arguments about my awful flarking decisions?

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago

This did not have to be ~~live action~~

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submitted 3 months ago by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/music@lemmy.world

Not to flood the community, but several people seemed to like the last one. So here's another taste of bardcore, this time a collab from two of the greats.

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submitted 3 months ago by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/music@lemmy.world

I fuckin' love bardcore, and Hildy is the godsdamned QUEEN!

A haunting medieval style cover of NIN's classic, Hildegard's version seems to tell the tale of a regretful immortal crushed under the weight of outliving everyone they connect with.

And a question for the comments, any interest in a possible c/bardcore community? Or is there one my search missed?

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submitted 3 months ago by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/dnd@lemmy.world

I read the lyrics for this on reddit a few years back, and just learned there was a recording. Would be great for for a bard doing an adventure at the Yawning Portal.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

It's not warm when she's away

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

And she's always gone too long

Anytime she goes away

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 72 points 5 months ago

Don't do my boy Fry dirty like this.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

One of my favorite genres, always looking for more. Bonus points if it's currently on streaming.

I've watched the absolute hell out of That Mitchell and Webb Look, Kids in the Hall, Whitest Kids U Know, and obviously SNL and MadTV but both of those had a lot of ups and downs.

I saw the one season each that Astronomy Club and The Moth Effect had and they were both pretty good. I've seen some A Bit of Fry and Laurie, but can't find a good place to stream it. TripTank was basically a sketch show with cartoons, and I liked that a lot too.

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TAS 1x05, immediately thought of those celebrity name rhymes they did in Community.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 57 points 6 months ago

I remember a lot more of those stick-on glow in the dark plastic stars, if nothing else.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago

Remember folks, you can't spell Mark Hamill without Arkham.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 103 points 6 months ago

Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. "What's that?!" the startled vendor asks. "Ah," replies the monk, "this is my inner piece."

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh no! People are being mean to the human equivalent of an unwiped asshole covered in weeping pus sores?

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago

My only issue is that the expression on the statue looks fairly calm. The lady in the photo is fuckin PISSED.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 114 points 8 months ago

So, when you remove what I assume is an announcement bot and lizard people from the equation, the answer is George Takei? Yeah, that sounds about right.

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submitted 8 months ago by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/games@lemmy.world

I used to play the hell out of 1 and 2 back in the PS2 days, but I haven't touched the series beyond that, and haven't even played 1/2 much in the last 10 years.

How would you rate 4 in comparison? I noticed it was on sale in the Switch eShop, and I'd love to have one of the series to play on the go.

What I loved about the ones I played:

  • Story had a good balance of comedy and heart
  • Flexible and fun character building, with decent enough defined classes to get you started
  • Tons of post-game/side content (I didn't like every piece of it, but I liked how much there was to try.)
  • CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF EARTH
  • Perfect geochains, though I was usually too smoothbrain for it.

What I didn't like:

  • Item world, IIRC worse in 1 than 2?
  • Adell's siblings
  • Demon court thing?
[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 202 points 9 months ago

Well, I can't say I can name even one of her songs, but if she triggers magats and has Luke Skywalker on her side, then I guess it's time to get Swiftie in here or whatever.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago

So the timeline of the new Trek movies starts with the villain Nero going back in time. When he gets there, he destroys a ship called the USS Kelvin. That ship was not destroyed in the original Star Trek timeline, so the new timeline is called that because the Kelvin's destruction was the first major point of divergence that lead to the other changes in that timeline

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submitted 11 months ago by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/videos@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9692419

Side note, is there anything like Interdimensional Cable on Lemmy yet?

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submitted 11 months ago by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

Side note, is there anything like Interdimensional Cable on Lemmy yet?

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Paladin Claus is coming to town...

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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

I would also argue that "whores and scoundrels" is more inclusive. You can be either one regardless of your parts or gender identity.

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