From context I believe it translated fan into what would be a cooling device, instead of someone that really likes something

This doesn't seem like a great idea

$1,100 is $1,100 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He should go back to this

As plausible as removing an image from the internet forever

Elon wants war because he wasn't able to delete this picture from the internet forever. Don't be embarrassed Elon

Had me in the first half...

This Elon Musk? That totally permanently deleted this image forever?

The same Elon Musk that permanently deleted this image off the internet forever?

He also had a panic attack over being gay

"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

I was in the same boat. Basically the second they announced it a wave of relief washed over me and I realized this is what we need

Edit: I wasn't expecting so much interaction. I'm glad that she is gaining everybody's support, and giving us a bit of electricity needed to get through this final push towards election time!