[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago

"Wait, this affects me? That changes EVERYTHING!"

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April Fools MFers!

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The actor was known as the Most Beautiful Woman in Puppetland.

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 82 points 3 months ago

During Trump's first term, Trudeau had to remind him that Canada has the deficit in trading with the US. This is probably retribution for embarrassing him. I wish I was kidding

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 82 points 4 months ago

If there's a problem simply shove a monkey up there. Problem rectified

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I just remembered this documentary and this seemed like a good place to share it for anyone unfamiliar

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The first transgender ZZ Top tribute band

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 112 points 5 months ago

My trick for dealing with "blushing bladder" is a Palovian response on myself. I realized I had certain pee triggers. Long story short, there are certain places and situations that cause me to need to urinate. So I figured why not use a word as a trigger? While at home I began saying the trigger word just as I felt the flow begin. Every time I pee, I say the word. My blushing bladder went away. Some of the music venues i frequent have urinals literally elbow to elbow so it's awkward but there's no trouble when I say the trigger word. The only problem now is people look at me weird when I'm looking at my dick saying "shazam".

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 182 points 6 months ago

It's a child not a vanity plate

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 112 points 8 months ago

Nobody lies about having worked at McDonald's

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 111 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So now that Project 2025 is unpopular and Trump is trying to distance himself from it, has anyone else found Trump's lack of campaign promises kind of strange? Leading up to the 2016 election he made a ridiculous amount of promises. Mexico building a wall, bring back coal, lock up Hillary, repeal and replace Obamacare, balanced budget. This time around it's very different. I can't think of any promises he's made. Could it be he doesn't want to mention the promises he failed to delivered on or maybe Project 2025 is exactly what he has in mind?

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 129 points 9 months ago

He confused Biden and Obama, Haley and Pelosi. Bizarre stuff spews from his mouth nearly every time he opens it. Where's the outrage?

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 105 points 11 months ago

The irony in all of this is that if he had just paid her out of his own pocket it wouldn't have been an issue. Like they say the cover up is worse than the crime or noncrime in this case. Also ironic is he didn't have to cover it up as the evangelicals don't seem to care he cheated on his wife with a porn star. A perfect example of why we don't need morality police telling us how to live

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 121 points 2 years ago

They can get by on working 25 hours a week and they're complaining?

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

Reddit will probably appreciate the extra traffic bots will create

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