[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They're about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.

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I have a 1920's roll-top desk that is in okay condition but needs restoration.

I got it off the side of a driveway thinking I would restore it but I just have too many projects.

At this point I would like to give it to anyone who would want it. Anyone have any ideas? I don't really want to do craigslist or anything like that because I don't want a bunch of random folks coming to my house.

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Our solar system mostly revolves around the sun on the same axis (apart from Pluto). Our galaxy does the same (along with other galaxies). Why? Gravity is linear?

Would it matter if we tried to escape the sun's gravity by going "up?"

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 151 points 2 months ago

I had a friend who thought "Netflix & chill" just meant watch movies and relax, so she had it on her dating app profile and couldn't understand why she only got hookups.

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I've seen many tests (we're talking the average retail 4-drop kits) come up with varying degrees of positivity as a person goes through a bout with COVID.

Once they test positive, it's usually coming up with that T indicator long before the C shows to.

However, I've noticed that even that length of time for the T to show can vary. Sometimes it starts faded and fills in but sometimes the line can go full color as soon as the liquid hits it. Other times it may take a while and come up after the C (once closer to getting over it).

My thought here is the virus particles per million in a person's mucus are fluctuating during the course of their sickness and the more virus particles, the faster that bar is going to pop on the COVID test.

So then, is it stupid to think the faster the T shows up, the more infectious a person is with their coughing/sneezing?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 137 points 2 months ago

They have a concept of a government funding bill...

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 151 points 3 months ago

Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 201 points 3 months ago

Dude, where the fuck did they find this guy? I never heard of him and BAM...dude is saintlier than most of the Catholic Church.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 152 points 5 months ago

If you put the yolk into a cup of soil, you should have baby headphones within 2-3 weeks.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 169 points 5 months ago

Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance

That's some Zoolander quality naming right there.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 183 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sleepy is the product of much GOP work. Donny needs his own.

Drowsy Don?

Tired Trump?

Comatose comb-over?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 148 points 8 months ago

First Roku did a quick force TOS change before a beach disclosure, now Blizzard is mysteriously forcing a change to their TOS. I have no idea what's coming next. Seems like it's going to become part of the breach playbook to minimize financial loss. Maybe there will be a law against it in... oh...15 years?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 149 points 11 months ago

I've reached a point where it feels like talking about an old ex.

"Hey, did you hear? Judy had a kid."

"Good for her."

Overall, it doesn't matter either way because I don't interact with them anymore. I don't have malice (that only does you harm), just some good and bad memories from once upon a time.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 159 points 1 year ago

Sure isn't profitable from me, I haven't bought shit from them.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 171 points 1 year ago

You know the class is bad when the substitute is wanting to leave. Them kids are fuckin rotten.

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Those bricks take time.

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