I had a friend who thought "Netflix & chill" just meant watch movies and relax, so she had it on her dating app profile and couldn't understand why she only got hookups.
They have a concept of a government funding bill...
Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.
Dude, where the fuck did they find this guy? I never heard of him and BAM...dude is saintlier than most of the Catholic Church.
If you put the yolk into a cup of soil, you should have baby headphones within 2-3 weeks.
Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance
That's some Zoolander quality naming right there.
Sleepy is the product of much GOP work. Donny needs his own.
Drowsy Don?
Tired Trump?
Comatose comb-over?
First Roku did a quick force TOS change before a beach disclosure, now Blizzard is mysteriously forcing a change to their TOS. I have no idea what's coming next. Seems like it's going to become part of the breach playbook to minimize financial loss. Maybe there will be a law against it in... oh...15 years?
I've reached a point where it feels like talking about an old ex.
"Hey, did you hear? Judy had a kid."
"Good for her."
Overall, it doesn't matter either way because I don't interact with them anymore. I don't have malice (that only does you harm), just some good and bad memories from once upon a time.
Sure isn't profitable from me, I haven't bought shit from them.
You know the class is bad when the substitute is wanting to leave. Them kids are fuckin rotten.
The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They're about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.