Got her when she was a very sick chicken nugget, nursed and raised her, now she exists to spite God.
I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007
I use them every day. Making science is rad as fuck.
He said smarter, not wealthier. I'm getting the guillotine.
Actually, he's just trying to rush home. She already said the magic words.
We're not pussies; we're poor.
As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?
Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting...
"None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off."
Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?
God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It's easy for people to be like "how could you be so stupid?" But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.
Then decompress after. Let fear be your cypher.
No one except the aforementioned motherfucker
You don't know why, but you can assemble a gun from it.