[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

AI would be chronically incapable of implementing actually surprising plot twists that are both unexpected and consistent with the rest of the plot (and not somehow someone back into existence). If it hadn't been written before, an AI would never make Darth Vader be Luke's father unless specifically prompted, at which point, why even.

(I've just finished a hexalogy marathon, my head is full of jedi.)

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Surely this won't upset people.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I meant games that had tutorial videos built into them. Stuff like Syphon Filter; a rushed, poorly voiced video that lists your controls and tosses you into the mission. The player is told what does what and isn't given a chance to learn how to interact with the world.

Soul Reaver 1's first 20 minutes is what every game should be aiming for. You learn how to navigate the world, how health and the spectral/material realms work, how to solve the combat puzzles, and more importantly, how those systems interact; then you're on your own. If a game needs the help of extrenal resources to convey such basic information, it's a failure of game design. Not necessarily out of incompetence but because game design principles hadn't evolved to that point.

I'm not against external (including physical) resources, iff they're used in a clever way. Shenzhen IO has a thirty-page manual themed as actual technical documentation about the electronics used in the game. Through this, the manual becomes part of the game. Same for Keep talking and nobody explodes. Volo's Guide to Baldur's Gate is a fantastic example of presenting supplemental information that is good to know but isn't a roadblock in its absence. If a manual improves the game experience, it's good material. If it's necessary to make a game playable, it's bad design.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world -3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In those days, developers largely didn't know the concept of player training through gameplay and had to resort to text dump tutorials (or worse, tutorial videos (where applicable)).

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

Low effort meme while flatpak update finishes.

I understand why having eight very specific versions of the same library is important. Doesn't mean it isn't annoying.

TranscriptFLATPAK EMPLOYEE: what would u like?
ME: one flatpak update please
FPE: so u want "a whole bag of updates?"
ME: no, just a "flatp-"
FPE: I definitely heard "more updates than u could ever handle"
ME: please, no--
FPE: JERRY, FOIST UPON THIS MAN "A FUCKASS LOAD AMOUNT OF UPDATES"

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

LED lights are great, but I miss having a mini hot plate on my desk to mindlessly touch and burn my hand.

(Do kids even watch cartoons these days, or do they go into scrolling withdrawal before the first commercial break?)

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

Philip Rebohle, DXVK's founding developer, stated in an interview that he started the project "to get one specific game to work". Later, he explained in a forum post that he was a bit of a Nier fanboy, and that it was a relatively simple game to use as a test subject for DXVK.

Rebohle was later contacted and hired by Valve. Wine already had a D3D11 compatibility layer, but it wasn't nearly as far ahead as DXVK at the time. It's fair to say that Linux gaming wouldn't exist in its current form if not for one guy's appreciation for Nier Automata. Rebohle still works at Valve, currently conributing to VKD3D-Proton.

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 201 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Another one from Saxony.

A man drives his car to the junkyard, looking for replacement parts. He greets the owner and asks:
"Windshield wiper for a Trabant?"
The junkyard owner thinks for a moment, then replies:
"Sure, sounds like a fair exchange."

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 199 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

aplay: "Hey kid... wanna listen to the sound the Linux kernel makes when you push it through the sound card?"

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submitted 5 months ago by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

For context: https://sh.itjust.works/post/29595487 https://lemm.ee/post/50197116

(actual life-ruining gambling is okay though, as long as you give the slot machine a thematic paint job)

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Glass nuggets (files.catbox.moe)
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submitted 7 months ago by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

If it floats, buoyant.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 236 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Probably to avoid linking to kid diddler instances.

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  • see cool video on front page
  • click
  • "Haha, fuck you, you've just clicked on the invisible button that takes up half the thumbnail like a fucking moron!"
  • redirected to the sponsorship info page
  • go back
  • video gone

why are you completely incapable of making a functional website you wet dildo

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 188 points 11 months ago

The leak happened earlier this week during a forum discussion regarding the T-90M, T-80BVM, and T-90S Russian main battle tanks, all of which are currently in service and appear in War Thunder itself. The documents shared are user manuals meant for those operating said vehicles and have, like most other military documents, been declared classified or sensitive even though they contain relatively surface-level information.

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submitted 1 year ago by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

For example, drilling or enlarging a hole can be boring, but fixing two pieces of metal together is often riveting.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 185 points 1 year ago

What do you mean? linkin_park_-_numb.mp3 clearly has an extension, it's all the other files that don't!

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 363 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dragon’s Dogma 2 is being review bombed

No, it's not. Review bombing is a reaction caused by an extrinsic factor. DD2 is being reviewed negatively because of what's built into the game.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 287 points 2 years ago

“Is this a virus?”

Your 12-year-old brother is more security-conscious than most of the adults I work with.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 301 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Our business-critical internal software suite was written in Pascal as a temporary solution and has been unmaintained for almost 20 years. It transmits cleartext usernames and passwords as the URI components of GET requests. They also use a single decade-old Excel file to store vital statistics. A key part of the workflow involves an Excel file with a macro that processes an HTML document from the clipboard.

I offered them a better solution, which was rejected because the downtime and the minimal training would be more costly than working around the current issues.

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