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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/askmeanything@lemmy.ca

Edit: I'm going to bed, so I think that's the end of the AMA. He's gonna stay up a bit longer to take the dogs out. Thanks for all the questions everyone!

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Not that I'm about to do dishes or anything >_>

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

He must have been going to a party, he had catan, he had uno, and he had Scrabble way up at the top. His stack wasn't balanced very well though, and Scrabble fell, the box burst open, spilling tiles everywhere.

So I went up to him and asked, "what's the word on the street?"

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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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If you don't have balls of your own they've been graciously donated to you for this question and twenty minutes thereafter.

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Music, game, novel, show, what have you. What do you love that's particularly old?

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I mean, what's something you can do that people are like, "really? You know how to do that?"

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With the world the way it is, it can be hard (at least for me) to see much of a future. So, for something positive for a change, what's happening in your personal life, what are you getting, or what ever else is meaningful right now - what's going on that you're looking forward to?

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[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago

They would consider you whichever one allows them to hurt you in the moment. It's not an honest belief, they just want to be cruel to people.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago

Once she gets her benefits slashed be sure to talk about how great the Republicans are and isn't she glad she got what she wanted with her vote? Thank goodness trump got rid of that pesky public assistance, that was costing the rich real money.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

And despite that he still got millions of votes. Millions of Americans want this. We're a country of terrible people.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 133 points 1 year ago

Big thanks to all the Americans who voted in favor of another trump presidency. He couldn't have won without them.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 100 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So she was transferred to a men's facility from a women's, denied any opportunity to appeal, and thrown in solitary for not going willingly. I wonder, are they going to keep her in solitary for the rest of her imprisonment, or are they going to release her and put a woman in with the men at the prison? Either seems like a completely fucked up option.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago

Gotta say, I didn't see this coming

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 114 points 2 years ago

Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago

I was in the drink it camp right up until

the experts found bone remains and a gold ring at the bottom of the glass vessel. 

It must have been a bone dry white wine though

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago

That sounds awful! If you're gonna bring something to class, you need to bring enough for everyone.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

If I ever go to Mississippi I guess I'm gonna have to piss on the governor's mansion instead

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 95 points 2 years ago

I made a therapy appointment

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 147 points 2 years ago

Washington should turn around and issue an arrest warrant for this idiot if he keeps on with trying to violate HIPAA.

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