They're from Idaho.

Bonus points: the guy is from Illinois.

When I read the shelter in place order from my governor, its definition of "essential businesses" was so broad it would have been shorter to list businesses not covered.

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

Hear me out: three robots.

shit down the government

I don't know if this was a typo, but it's rather appropriate either way.

Is this edited?

The original had a Batman shirt.

She was a Scottish immigrant and her son is first-generation Scottish-American on her side.

I think the person above you is using the US Census Bureau definition of generations, which is that the first gen is the immigrant themselves, second gen their children. That's how I've always understood it.

thinking that the year 2000 was 10 years ago.

This is patently absurd, 10 years ago was 1994.

Preferably, max security prison, brick over the entrance

Amontillado, my favorite beverage.

From what I can find the Stanley Cup trophy is made from a silver and nickel alloy, so you should be able to drink from it.

Not sure if you missed it, but Stanley (the company) released an insulated drinking cup through Target that was limited edition and caused a minor craze. It's not the Stanley cup, the NHL championship trophy.

I have few principles, but I stick by them.

"Jesse, we need to render"